[Yudster]

You love viv.

[SAV1OUR]

To hate, yes.

[Boboff]

Saviour, you have more than 2 lines on text on your sig, that's not allowed !

[timp]

Hence your sig Boboff!

[foot-loose]

"While his various sidekicks - Comedy Dave, Gay Aled, newsreader Dominic Byrne, sports newsreader Carrie Davis, et al. - sit around him throwing in contributions, Moyles stands at a console, his sheer bulk enabling him to dominate the space."

Why do I hear David Attenbourgh reading that?

Plus, since when has Aled been known as "Gay Aled"?

[Boboff]

Well Gay Footloose I'll tell you.

[Yudster]

Couldn't help yourself, could you bobsie?

[foot-loose]

Shut it fudge boy.

[kendra k]

fudge boy? seriously footsie.

[foot-loose]

Sorry, im not good at coming up with decent insults.

Especially when everything I could use against Offbob, he seems to relish in! And Yudster fancies him.

The fudge was the best that was going.

[Boboff]

Footie the only Scotsman whose not a tight arse !

[foot-loose]

haha

I liked that (I had to think about it tho)

[Boboff]

Two Scotsman invented copper wire arguing over a 2p piece

[Yudster]

And Yudster fancies him.

[Ballbag]

Don't act all shocked Yudyud, it' obvious to all......... you're like a modern day Pat and Frank Butcher.

[foot-loose]

Two Scotsman invented copper wire arguing over a 2p piece

Yea, now your going over old ground.

My dad dropped a 50p, he bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head.

What do Aberdonians call a sheep tied to a lamp post?


A leisure centre.


And yudster - you have told us you do

[Ballbag]

.... with Mrs Boboff being Peggy, and Mr Yudyud being poor old Roy Evans......... and you two sneaking off behind their backs.

[Boboff]

Once we could have been Ricky and Bianca, but now Bloody Frank Butcher !

Run a round. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow !

Mrs Boboff is 27 so she's Peggy either, and i think she might resonate your sentimentals if she saw that.

Any way Baggie you were our arch nemesis back in the day, so that would make you Pauline Fowler I think

[Yudster]

I don't fancy him, I just - oh ok.

[Vivienne]

there was absolutely no need for that, I think. I don't think I'm always right @ all.

You are just so B band, no need for that ? when the chap takes the trouble to explain these so well, no need for that ? for what stating why saying "piss off" is not considered an effective rebutal in any circumstance, unless it's to try and remove a large grolly from a Urinal wall, which is fun.

Viv you remind me so much of a class of girls I went to school with that were also called either Viv or Ethel or Sarah or Belinda who has absolutely no confidence, looks, appeal or personality and when you spoke to them they would always come back with totally inspired drivel, they were normally unable to do there hair correctly, had small breasts and or were chubby, and almost always were the last in the year to "come on "

But your old, and that shouldn't be the case now, should it ?

Thank you all for your input, even you Boboff.. although you're quite incorrect. But thanx anyhow. The new, improved viv has now hit the forum.

[MK Chris]

In what way new and improved?

[Vivienne]

More relaxed, toph. and trying to be less argumentative, even with boboff..... wey hey!!!!!!

[MK Chris]

Hmm, I thought you meant less annoying but you're still being over-zealous with the punctuation.

[timp]

Vivs not annoying are you Viv?

[Vivienne]

Course I'm not !