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#284227

By nickynoo - Wed May 16, 2007 9:45 pm

- Wed May 16, 2007 9:45 pm #284227

[quote="foot-loose"]Baby rhymes with birthday - surely?

They both have an "eh" sounding finish. And they both have two syllables.

You are scottish so 'spose you can be forgiven for your mispronunciation, but i think you'll find that baby finishes with the 'ie' sond and bithday finishes with the 'ay' sound. lol! :wink:

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#284233

By foot-loose - Thu May 17, 2007 12:28 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 12:28 am #284233

Ach yer all talken nonsense.

Gaspode, I looked at that site for inspiration earlier - I didnt agree with it then and I still dont.

#284235

By kendra k - Thu May 17, 2007 1:06 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 1:06 am #284235

you must not speak a standard form of english, british or otherwise.

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#284246

By Yudster - Thu May 17, 2007 9:24 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 9:24 am #284246

nicola_red wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
nicola_red wrote:I had to pay a lot of money for a private sterilisation cos if you ask an NHS GP to refer a single, childless (!) woman aged 30 for one he'll laugh you out the building. Now I appreciate the NHS is overstretched and underfunded, but if you go to a GP and say you're pregnant, the resources are strangely all there...

Good. I hope they carry on doing that. If you want unneccesary treatment you should have to pay for it.

so having a baby is necessary?

No, but not having a baby doesn't actually require surgery.

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#284255

By DemonHorse - Thu May 17, 2007 9:57 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 9:57 am #284255

Yudster wrote:No, but not having a baby doesn't actually require surgery.

It may do if you want to make absolutely sure you don't have kids.

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#284257

By claradooblue - Thu May 17, 2007 10:02 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:02 am #284257

It does if you have a caesarian. Luckily i didn'nt have to have that with my daughter, but it seems to be a relativly major surgical event by all accounts. I can't understand anyone who chooses to have one, like Victoria Beckham for instance. There's no problems with the usual way as long as you keep doing the old pelvic floors eh what.

#284258

By Boboff - Thu May 17, 2007 10:03 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:03 am #284258

Abstinence my good donkey is an even safer way, or indeed you could suck it and see ?

#284264

By Vivienne - Thu May 17, 2007 10:11 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:11 am #284264

Congratulations !!! This makes it a Sagittarius baby, which will mean it will be positive and happy! Just like it's mom really. :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#284267

By claradooblue - Thu May 17, 2007 10:13 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:13 am #284267

Also a fire sign. They're the best.
"not biased in any way"

#284269

By Vivienne - Thu May 17, 2007 10:14 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:14 am #284269

Yep... true... what are you claradooblue?

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#284272

By claradooblue - Thu May 17, 2007 10:17 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:17 am #284272

Leo. As is my daughter, my partner and my mum, who's actually born on the same day as me.

#284274

By Vivienne - Thu May 17, 2007 10:19 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:19 am #284274

This means you like to be the centre of attention, and probably have big hair - lol

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#284283

By claradooblue - Thu May 17, 2007 10:26 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 10:26 am #284283

YOU COULD WELL BE RIGHT VIV!

#284297

By Nicola_Red - Thu May 17, 2007 11:13 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:13 am #284297

DemonHorse wrote:
Yudster wrote:No, but not having a baby doesn't actually require surgery.

It may do if you want to make absolutely sure you don't have kids.

thankyou DemonHorse! short of abstinence, female sterilisation is more effective than any other form of contraception - 99.5%. I have no idea what the cost of supplying contraception is to the NHS - but it can't be cheap, and it's not foolproof. Female sterilisation is a one off procedure and I can't compromise its effectiveness with forgetfulness, sickness bugs, antibiotics or anything else I could do.

To be honest, i never really expected the NHS to pay. I just find it dubious that even if you are having your tenth baby, they will stump up all the resources required without question, regardless of whether you've ever paid a penny in income tax. Some kind of limitation might make people think more carefully about their family planning. (and no I'm not having a go at you pinky - I'm referring to people who are lax about these things, particularly teenage girls on benefits and the like.)

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#284306

By aquadite - Thu May 17, 2007 11:28 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:28 am #284306

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

4th December is when Sam was born

i had a c section as he was breach not nice TMI sorry :oops:

they refuse to deliver breach babies now coz most midwifes don't have the know how...

Aqua x

#284309

By MK Chris - Thu May 17, 2007 11:29 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:29 am #284309

Viv wrote:Congratulations !!! This makes it a Sagittarius baby, which will mean it will be positive and happy! Just like it's mom really.

I might have guessed you would be into astrology and all that bollocks.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#284310

By Vivienne - Thu May 17, 2007 11:29 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:29 am #284310

Yep, well ... you're right!! And I'm a SCORPIO, which means I have a big bite , and may bite you!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#284313

By aquadite - Thu May 17, 2007 11:30 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:30 am #284313

Viv wrote:Yep, well ... you're right!! And I'm a SCORPIO, which means I have a big bite , and may bite you!!

so am i

Aqua x

#284314

By Vivienne - Thu May 17, 2007 11:31 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:31 am #284314

We're the best... us water signs... total emotion!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#284316

By MK Chris - Thu May 17, 2007 11:31 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:31 am #284316

Yes but do you really believe that being born in between two dates makes you a particular type of person? Anyone who believes in that tripe is nothing short of stupid.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#284317

By aquadite - Thu May 17, 2007 11:32 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:32 am #284317

oh yes... and i have red hair which makes me double trouble

Aqua x

#284318

By Vivienne - Thu May 17, 2007 11:32 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:32 am #284318

Topher wrote:Yes but do you really believe that being born in between two dates makes you a particular type of person? Anyone who believes in that tripe is nothing short of stupid.

Funnily enough, I fit my star sign of SCORPIO right to a T!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#284321

By claradooblue - Thu May 17, 2007 11:55 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:55 am #284321

What i can't understand about scorpio is why it's a water sign. It's obvios that a pisces would be one, but whats a scorpion got to do with water.

#284323

By Nicola_Red - Thu May 17, 2007 11:56 am

- Thu May 17, 2007 11:56 am #284323

aquadite wrote:i had a c section as he was breach not nice TMI sorry

they refuse to deliver breach babies now coz most midwifes don't have the know how...

I was breach and they didn't really do caesareans in the 70s...I came out upside down and my hip got dislocated in the process. Ended up with a lifetime of problems as a result! So much fun.