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By Quincy
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ive just booked my holiday now im going to look at the reviews for the hotel and regret it.
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By foot-loose
#282313
i think the spider has had better days from what ive just been told...
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By Zoot
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I've just bought tickets to go see Velvet Revolver in Cardiff next month... Yay!
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By Zoot
#282317
Talking about tickets - anyone see Have I got news for you tonight? It was hosted by Bill Bailey!
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By foot-loose
#282319
im recording the extended edition tomorrow
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By MK Chris
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charlalottie wrote:No. Well saying that, it could be cos I got my Dad to get rid of it, who threw it out the window so it could have crawled back in.

Yeah I've done that before. What you do is you lose the spider because it's too quick so you tell your mum (or in his case daughter) that you've thrown it out when actually you can't find it.

charlalottie wrote:It won't now, I squashed it with a guitar and whiteboard pen nicked from school.

Murderer. And nicker.
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By Yudster
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charlalottie wrote:I saw it tonight, I haven't laughed so much at it in ages. The stuff about Kent and the Earthquake is true though. That is exactly how we would describe things.


Did you feel the earth move then Charlalottie? I reckon that must have been a very bizarre experience.
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By Boboff
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I think that Bill Bailey was the best geust presenter they have ever had, even better than Angus, I think he should get the gig on a permanent basis. Very Funny, enjoyed the show allot
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By MK Chris
#282341
I thought he would be good doing it regularly as I watched it - there's only so long they can keep pulling guest presenters out the hat. Stephen Fry would also be good at it (has he been a guest presenter?)
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By Yudster
#282399
Am I too late for a drink? I think I may have to help myself.........
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By timp
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Looks like you were, sorry about that Yudster.
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By Yudster
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Its ok, I know where the freezer with the vodka is. And Zoot has given me a key.
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By Yudster
#282497
Guinness? Is this a result of your Norfolk week? If so, its no wonder you put on weight! That stuff is lethal.
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By Zoot
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Yudster wrote:Guinness? Is this a result of your Norfolk week? If so, its no wonder you put on weight! That stuff is lethal.


Your Poo will be black too...
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By Yudster
#282508
Its all the excess iron, you can't absorb that much - you get black poo if you take iron tablets too. So - Guinness equals - rapid and excessive weight gain, black poo, and a massive Irish hangover. I'm not sure why I still like it, but I do.
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By DemonHorse
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Oooh carry on with this and the mighty Tophoid will complain again.... :roll:
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By timp
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No it's the alcohol references. He complains this is not a real bar.
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By Yudster
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Not a real bar? What can he mean?!
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By foot-loose
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This thread has a topic?

If it does, then it surely must be the goat from about 40 pages ago?
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By Yudster
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As long as the goat is a virtual as the alcohol, I'm ok with that.
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By foot-loose
#282597
Im sure i've still got that goat kicking about somewhere incase boboff wants it...
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By Zoot
#282598
Good evening peoples
How are we?
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By foot-loose
#282599
Much better now I've found the goat thanks...

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By Zoot
#282608
Do we have a name for the goat? I think Alan is a good name for a goat.
By Ballbag
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His name is Marmaduke.
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