[MK Chris]

Well, seriously - I can't believe people would pretend for 44 whole pages that this is a bar. Like someone said earlier, I can understand the first page or so (it was even slightly amusing) but now it's just ridiculous.

[Zoot]

And as I said earlier, if it Pi**es you off so much STOP POSTING IN HERE!!!!

[MK Chris]

It doesn't piss me off, I just find it a bit pathetic.

[Boboff]

Toph, I think this is a good idea, alright the Pub refenrences are benal, but it does give you a chance to post a "topic" without starting a new thread though, which is helpful for those who don't like to start threads, if you go back over the pages there are a number of subjetcs you will see, so this seems like a good idea, for people to talk bollocks without having the "this is the worst thread ever" comments, just like a bar really ?

Anyway I think Nichola red may be stalking you soon !

[MK Chris]

OK I'll concede - I agree the various subjects make relatively OK reading, but you're right, the pub references are the pathetic parts.

Stalking me? What? It was Zoot and Bag of Balls she wanted.

[Ballbag]

On the subject of posting random topics, check this out.............

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lanc ... 621331.stm

[foot-loose]

It must be a right pain for Santa trying to fill her stocking...

[MK Chris]

That's terrible, I actually feel really sorry for her - they look like a big pair of comedy trousers, must be horrible - it makes you wonder if she would have a better quality of life by having her legs amputated.

[foot-loose]

Having had a swatch at her website, she seems to be living life a hell of a lot more than i am.

[MK Chris]

She's obviously determined not to let it get to her, but I bet deep down it is.

[Ballbag]

I bet that she looks good on the dance floor.

[DemonHorse]

It doesn't piss me off, I just find it a bit pathetic.

Gotta agree with Zoot though, if it's really that bad, you don't 'have' to post here. You're acting like someone's trying to force you to like it or something

[MK Chris]

OK I'll concede - I agree the various subjects make relatively OK reading, but you're right, the pub references are the pathetic parts.

[Boboff]

I bet that she looks good on the dance floor.

Now this is a bit of an admission, I saw her on jeremy Kyle show and she was absolutely lovely, a real brave lady, and a nice person to boot !

Really she made me cry, at how able to cope she was. And baggie you most know how it feels to have unfeasably large appendages ?

[Ballbag]

Indeed boboff, I know how it feels. In fact we're both members of the British Institute Governing Bulbousness In The Supreme. Or BIG BITS.

We meet once a month to discuss out "conditions", we don't call them disabilities, because some (like mine, and the lesbian with the big finger) offer an advantage.

[Vivienne]

Bottle / red wine please !!!!!

[Yudster]

Just give the lady the bottle and a straw, she's been doing job interviews. In fact, have two bottles - I'll get you one.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i bet her feet smell.

[Zoot]

Everyone's very quiet tonight, anyone around?

[foot-loose]

Im at a mates house and they are making me watch the snooker.

I want to die.

[Zoot]

Oh Dear...
I'm trying to drown the very hot curry I've just eaten with multiple cans of fosters. Problem is I'm now full of wind.

[Zoot]

Loosy- what do you do for a job? Is it something Graphicaly Arty? Your banners are very impressive...

[foot-loose]

Im a chauffeur. I drive people that get paid a lot more than me

[Zoot]

Oh really? You get to drive cool expensive leather clad cars then?

[Zoot]

Hey Charl, hows your night?
is it still the same spider from a few weeks ago?