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By Vivienne
#282027
Was listening to a discussion on the radio the other day about people who give their cars, golf clubs, etc. an actual name .... do any of you do this?

I used to have a typewriter called "Tessa" : "Tessa Typewriter". Two T's ... get it? :mrgreen:
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By Zoot
#282028
I have a Guitar called 'Bluey'.

Gotta ask - whats the relevance of the topic name?
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By Vivienne
#282031
Why "Bluey" ??

Re: relevance of topic name - well..... none whatsoever really !! I thought the title would bring people in, that's all..... and, it worked !!!
By Ballbag
#282032
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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By Vivienne
#282033
ooooohhh..... excitement of the day - lol
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By MK Chris
#282035
Viv wrote:I used to have a typewriter called "Tessa" : "Tessa Typewriter". Two T's ... get it? :mrgreen:

You say 'get it' as if it's a joke... that's no joke, it's just alliteration.

I like frogs - we have tadpoles in the pond at the moment, they're getting big - you can see the eyes starting to grow like frogs eyes. No legs yet though.
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By Vivienne
#282036
T'was a joke to moi.

Re. : the frogs, do they look like you??
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By foot-loose
#282037
Bag for balls wrote:You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


That implies that they may be able to meet a part of the gang. How does that work?
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By MK Chris
#282039
Viv wrote:Re. : the frogs, do they look like you??

Yes, yes I look exactly like a mature tadpole.
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By Vivienne
#282041
Hmmm. exactly what any gf would want - lol
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By Zoot
#282069
Bag for balls wrote:I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


Been watching Anchorman recently then?
By Ballbag
#282070
You can't watch that film enough.

*Splashes on a bit of Sex Panther by Odeon.*
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By Zoot
#282071
Viv wrote:Why "Bluey" ??

Re: relevance of topic name - well..... none whatsoever really !! I thought the title would bring people in, that's all..... and, it worked !!!



I'll give you a clue - This is 'Bluey' -

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By Nicola_Red
#282083
My ex has names for some of his guitars too. I don't think I have names for any inanimate objects. Oh, my squeezy stress cow is called Vera but my friend Ben actually bestowed that name upon her.
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By MK Chris
#282136
I could hazard a guess.
By Ballbag
#282145
Your little fingers?
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By Boboff
#282147
na her tits
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#282164
I call my left foot "*" a lot.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#282171
it was a very elaborate term but had f*ck in the middle.
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By Vivienne
#282197
Zoot wrote:
Viv wrote:Why "Bluey" ??

Re: relevance of topic name - well..... none whatsoever really !! I thought the title would bring people in, that's all..... and, it worked !!!



I'll give you a clue - This is 'Bluey' -

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That's beautiful....
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By Boboff
#282209
I have an apendage named Percy.
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By Zoot
#282215
Viv wrote:
Zoot wrote:
Viv wrote:Why "Bluey" ??

Re: relevance of topic name - well..... none whatsoever really !! I thought the title would bring people in, that's all..... and, it worked !!!



I'll give you a clue - This is 'Bluey' -

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That's beautiful....


She certainly is, she's a 4 year old Ibanez,

she sounds a bit special too...
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By Yudster
#282235
It looks like it has gold frets and strings. It is lovely.
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By Zoot
#282251
Yudster wrote:It looks like it has gold frets and strings. It is lovely.


No, they're Matte Silver. Not the best photo I'm afraid, but I found a piccie on a web of an identical one -

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By Yudster
#282330
Your pic is better.