[Ballbag]

You could just have her lied down next to you, with her paws in the air and crosses over her eyes.

[catherine]

Both my cats had 4 kittens in their first litters, you can have your vet give it a kitten scan thats what we did when we was unsure once, also if they are eating more or looking in cuboards or wardrobes. If she is deffo pregnant then make a little cosy place for her with towels or an old sheet at the bottom of a wardrobe or something, so that she gets used to it before having the kittens, otherwise she will have them then move them around the house and you won't know where they have gone. Sheesh i sound like i breed cats for a living.

[Walter Sobchak]

Sorry about your cat Yudster,
and sorry about your dog foot-loose.

Its always sad when a pet dies or becomes Ill.

[foot-loose]

right, lets keep this with Yudster - Hollie is fine, she just has bad arthritis! (sp?)


*orders another voddie for yuddie*

[Boboff]

get her a bag of nuts fott, she's slurring

[Yudster]

........... I congratulated a girl I used to work with on her being pregnant on Saturday night. Turned out she was just a damn sight bigger than the last time I saw her. I felt a bit awkward.

Rule number one - never congratulate a woman on being pregnant unless you can actually see a baby coming out of her.

[foot-loose]

No no, rule number one is never poke an angry wildcat with a stick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUxJE2kK8CI

[Vivienne]

Just a mineral water and some ice today, please... thank you !

[Zoot]

I want some of that yellow antibiotic stuff you get which tastes really nice and is luminious.

We could set fire to it and have a Flaming Zoot!

[DemonHorse]

triple vodka and a drop of coke?

[foot-loose]

We could set fire to it and have a Flaming Zoot!

*clears throat and starts singing Cheers / Simpsons style*

"When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel, coz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...

At Flaming Zoots.... (Let's all go to Flaming Zoots...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Zoots...)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Zoots...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Zoots away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Zoots away..."

[MK Chris]

Yes please. I have a second half to get through.

On behalf of Mrs Topher, haha!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

silly Cop-ite.

[Boboff]

have you got relief booked zoot if you go away again?

[MK Chris]

Nice pun - I'll have to use that.

[Boboff]

http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/show/clacker.php

laura, minus pants be warned

[Yudster]

http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/show/clacker.php

laura, minus pants be warned

That wasn't Laura, she's blonde.That was Jono. Now we know.

[Ballbag]

I'm glad I opened that at work.

[Yudster]

You can't say you weren't warned, bot by the Boboff and the link itself! I am glad I have my own office.....!

[kendra k]

that is just gross.

[timp]

Not posted on this site for a while, been so busy. I need a drink

[MK Chris]

What do you mean not for a while? It's been less than a week.

[timp]

Feels like a long time (thanks for checking), im also guessing you're not offering to buy me a drink then!

[MK Chris]

No because it's NOT A REAL BAR.

[DemonHorse]

but you are a real grumpy arse.