[kazza]

Just came accross this show in Sussex thought it might interest all you Chas and Dave fans out there!

http://www.thebigcultureshow.com

They also have The Feeling playing....who would you rather see?

[foot-loose]

Chas and Dave pish - they they have Bob The Builder!

Baggie - after you're done with Newsround, pop on over to The Big Culture Show!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Mark Speight reminds me on one of that band were they called the Cartoonz or something ridiculous?

[foot-loose]

Was that the guy with the crazy hair that used to be on saturday mornin tv on ITV?

Blue suit, plastic yellow hair?

[Yudster]

Max Headroom???

[Nicola_Red]

Oh God yeah, I remember the cartoonz too now. Ugh.

My parents always used to play Chas & Dave 'Rabbit' when I was a kid and told me it was about me cos I talked too much. Probably still do.

My uncle also told me that mouth ulcers were called "chatterbox spots" and were caused by talking too much. I believed that for ages.

[MK Chris]

Oh God yeah, I remember the cartoonz too now. Ugh.

Didn't they do the 'ooh ee ooh ah ah' song?

[Nicola_Red]

Oh God yeah, I remember the cartoonz too now. Ugh.

Didn't they do the 'ooh ee ooh ah ah' song?

that's them.

shamma lamma ding dang.

[Zoot]

Witch Doctor you're thinking of?

Sylvester McCoy

[Ballbag]

Charlalottie, I don't mean to come across all parental and patronising. But shouldn't you be revising?

[Nicola_Red]

According to the ever-reliable everyhit.com, they were called Cartoons and they had three hits, all in 1999 - 'Witch Doctor' reaching no2, follwed up by the rather less successful 'Doodah!' and 'Aisy Waisy'. They must have passed me by.

[Zoot]

I've been learning about Dykes and Volcanoes.

Thats all part of Growing up, Charlalottie dear...

[Zoot]

In a matter a speaking, yep!

dykes are intrusive thingys

Quite the opposite I'm afraid!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I once fell in a dyke.

According to the ever-reliable everyhit.com, they were called Cartoons and they had three hits, all in 1999 - 'Witch Doctor' reaching no2, follwed up by the rather less successful 'Doodah!' and 'Aisy Waisy'. They must have passed me by.

I'm slightly disappointed there was no Z in the name.

[Walter Sobchak]

I once fell in a dyke.

Wheres Boboff when you need him!?

[Walter Sobchak]

or Bag for balls.

[Boboff]

I once fell in a dyke.

Wheres Boboff when you need him!?

I am here..... char, dyke is slang for lezzer, so you have implied you entered a lady who like ladies, which as zoot says is fine and all part of growing up, but still us lads will giggle !

[foot-loose]

Witch Doctor you're thinking of?

Sylvester McCoy

*falls off chair*

I think thats the funniest thing i've read in ages.

Brilliant.

Not according to the book:
"Dykes are wall shaped intrusions which cut across the strata of the rock they're intruding into. They're formed when magma oozed into a fissure and then cooled. There are loads of dykes in North West Scotland".

I have a feeling you have the same geography book that I had - I remember taking the pee pee outta that.

You also get Dry Stone Dykes which are basically walls built by piling stones on top of each other.

[foot-loose]

Im serious - you do get dry stone dykes.



See!

[foot-loose]

ask your teacher.

[bumheed7]

i love chas & dave. will be flyin my flag high at glasto for them! one of the best bands ive ever seen.

shame on you footloose. get it sorted

voting for independence the day?

[Ballbag]

or Bag for balls.

I was in the pub........ sorry..... getting quite drunk actually....... regretting it now. You know it's bad when you sit there in the morning doing kebab burps, despite having no memory of every purchasing the drunk man's feast.

[MK Chris]

Right I think I need to clear some things up, I am well aware what the slang meaning for Dyke is, I just not silly enough to find it hilarious as I have a more mature outlook on things. Also I didn't say I had entered a dyke, the dyke entered the wall thingy across the strata of the rock its intruding into or whatever. Also, grow up!

Thank you Topher, in reality I'm not that mature as I laugh at the word bum, so the thread about Dom's bums is to much amusement.

Come on, you find the word 'bum' funny, but not 'dyke'?

[foot-loose]

shame on you footloose. get it sorted

What did I say??

voting for independence the day?

Without wanting to start an argument about the whole thing (I've managed it on two other forums so far) but I don't get what we want independence for? It comes across that folk have watched "Braveheart" and decided to paint their faces blue and shout "Freedom".

I think we are stronger together (Wales and NI as well). I appreciate that there are issues with the way that a lot of Scots feel that we are a testing ground for certain policies, but surely we could sort that out some other way than getting completly divorced from everyone else?

I agree with some of their policies, but I don't think its enough.

Plus - Alex Salmond is an arse.


Don't hate me.

[Yudster]

I would vote for independance for Scotland, but not the way they want it - ie independant in terms of control, but still financially and economically dependant. Talk about having your cake and eating it - the Scots want it bloody deep-fried too.