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By Boboff
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True, doggy, twas funny back in the day
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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do you remember the good old days boboff? when um was just what people said before responding to a question and you could happily go days without a post by Adam.
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By Zoot
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I've just bought tickets for Bill Baileys new tour in November - Yay!!!!!
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By Boboff
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I just had a fag.......... UM !
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By foot-loose
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Zoot wrote:I've just bought tickets for Bill Baileys new tour in November - Yay!!!!!

Damn damn

Glasgow is sold out!

You need to tell me about these things!!
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By foot-loose
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foot-loose wrote:
Zoot wrote:I've just bought tickets for Bill Baileys new tour in November - Yay!!!!!

Damn damn

Glasgow is sold out!

You need to tell me about these things!!

I take that back - five tikets booked.

Cheers Zoot ma man!

:D
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By Zoot
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Mrs zoot phoned me up to tell me and within 3 mins I had booked them, didn't have time to tell anyone...
Looking forward to it though!
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By Yudster
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boboff wrote:I just had a fag.......... UM !


First foot loose, now you, whatever ne......oh, thats not what you meant.
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By foot-loose
#281520
Yudster wrote:
boboff wrote:I just had a fag.......... UM !


First foot loose, now you, whatever ne......oh, thats not what you meant.

Whaaaaay!

:lol:
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By foot-loose
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Zoot wrote:Mrs zoot phoned me up to tell me and within 3 mins I had booked them, didn't have time to tell anyone...
Looking forward to it though!

Me too - I've been wanting to see him for ages.

Glasgow seems to be the first night of the tour as well. Im not sure thats a good thing.
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By Vivienne
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Dear Diary,

Today I am still feeling a bit too relaxed after a great weekend with lots of fresh air and exercise !!! Tonight is my mate's birthday, and a chance for some booze!! Can't wait !! :-)
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By Zoot
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foot-loose wrote:Glasgow seems to be the first night of the tour as well. Im not sure thats a good thing.


Yea, he'll have loads of energy. It'll be the first night of the tour but not the first time he's tried out material, they go go comedy clubs to do that.
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By foot-loose
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Cool.

Should be a laugh. I've just had to book another three tickets so theres a good crowd of us going as well! :D
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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I think I am going senile. Yesterday I bought a book I already have and today I locked my keys in my car boot.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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not really. Bill Bryson - A Short History of Nearly Everything. Its not as good as Terry Pratchett's The Science of Discworld and both aim to do the same thing.

I swapped it today though for LA Confidential. I also have Griff Rhys Jones - Semi-Detached and Money by Martin Amis.
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By foot-loose
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Im thinking of reading the terry pratchett books, but I know little about them.

What can you tell me of them?
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By Boboff
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crap * books
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By Boboff
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cool had to check *
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By Yudster
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I've tried to like Bill Bryson - failed miserably. He's so boring, why do I want to read his thoughts? Dull man, dull books.
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By Vivienne
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Dear Diary,
Today is another bright, sunny Scottish day, and I am a happy little bunny !!
By Ballbag
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charlalottie wrote:Oh noo. I am the worst geography student in the world. I don't have a clue where anywhere is. All I know is about hor raindrops are formed.


Hor? The "r" key is two keys away from your intended target of the "w", that's type-o of the day so far.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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Since when was Geography GCSE anything to do with where places are? We did erosion and radioactive sheep.


foot-loose wrote:Im thinking of reading the terry pratchett books, but I know little about them.

What can you tell me of them?


They are basically real life stories with weird people and humour in them. There are loads of jokes that will be references you wont get and loard you will. I enjoy them but if you get into them you will find the more recent books are much better written than the earlier ones but probably with less gags.
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By Walter Sobchak
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Dear Diary.
I really must remember to save my work when using Word.
Yesterday I went through 2000 words to change names, and edit what I had, unfortunately when I opened the Word File nothing had changed!
I must also remember that it is actually nearly impossible to kick yourself without falling over...
Last thing to remember, next time I'm in the chemist I must get some paracetemol, just in case my head hits the wall as I'm falling over again!
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