[Yudster]

You do seem to be in a particularly good mood today viv. I'm enjoying the weather too.

[SAV1OUR]

Dear Diary, today I went to a retail park to browse amongst places, clothes places, bit of everything. Walked into Halfords, tried to avoid the nice woman wanting to sign me up with a credit card, no joy, she followed me, I said I was in a hurry, she said thats ok I'll have just have fun with you while you shop, she asked am I under 23, I lied and said yes just under 23, she said oh thats ok then *doh* just fill that in there, I said sorry I'm out of town, she said oh thats ok I am too. I had to run out by this point, so instead just went off to try and buy some blank DVDs but was informed I had to find out whether the re-writer on my PC was - or + whatever the hell that is. Sunk a few pints afterwards so alls not too bad.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You make me seem interesting.

[pjordan2000]

Dear Diary

As i tuck into my egg and bacon sandwich with a very large coffee, i am relieved to see that i hadn't turned my calender over and today is in fact friday!

[SAV1OUR]

You see thats why I think Diarys are rubbish, self indulgent babble.

[Charlotte J]

I agree. If you really want to talk about random stuff...talk to person! Yes a real one!!!

[SAV1OUR]

Welcome Charlotte, nice name, is it from the same orientation as a name like Charlalottie for example?

[Charlotte J]

It is indeed. Thanks for the welcome.

[SAV1OUR]

You're very welcome.

Dont live a little live a lotto, thats what I always say on here, yeah, I'm always saying that, so you're a fan of the show then Charlotte J?

[Nicola_Red]

Dear diary,
I think I'm getting a cold. BALLS.

[Vivienne]

Dear Diary,
Today I feel a bit cross... Later I am going swimming, which should cheer me up immensely !!! yahooo.

[Boboff]

Dear Diary
My neck hurts.
It's warm.
Stock take this weekend
Mrs Boboff working so looking after Bobetes as well!
My drive needs the Pot Holes filling
Happines is a Bar call Anything
Lots of Love
Boboff.
PS this is made up 100% any similarity to real life events is co-incidental...... Say it with me Baggie
* just like Laura's !*

[Ballbag]

Dear Dairy

Can I have two pints of semi-skimmed and one pint of full flat please.

[Charlotte J]

I am indeed, couldn't do without it in the mornings. Love the whole gang. Generally get strange looks from fellow bus goers when I am sat alone laughing and they cant see my headphones.

[Vivienne]

Dear Diary,

I feel so much better now. Been to the pool and feel more positive and relaxed. .

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Dear Dairy,

Please can I have two pints of Milk and some Cheddar.

Thanks.

Dear Dairy

Can I have two pints of semi-skimmed and one pint of full flat please.

Recycling is good.

[kendra k]

dear diary,

thanks for my new boobs. i like them a lot.

xoxo
blue

[Yudster]

Have they got names?

[foot-loose]

"Oxo" and "blue" I think.

[Sidders]

Why are you thanking your diary for your boobs? Are they made from paper?

[MK Chris]

You're feeling a plonker in your dress?

[kendra k]

you spill noodles down your dress?

[Boboff]

You're feeling a plonker in your dress?

remember 16 ! don't go there Toph,

[Ballbag]

Dear Dairy,

Please can I have two pints of Milk and some Cheddar.

Thanks.

Dear Dairy

Can I have two pints of semi-skimmed and one pint of full flat please.

Recycling is good.

Reading a 10 page thread entitled "Dear Diary" to see if that gag's been done before is bad.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well you should have a better memory then.