Man Chops Off His Own Todger in Resteraunt

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Man Chops Off His Own Todger in Resteraunt#280270

By The Magic Mullet - Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:28 am

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:28 am #280270

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

Slow service does strange things to people.

#280272

By Yudster - Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:38 am

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:38 am #280272

Ok, next time you are in Zizzi, don't have pepperoni on your pizza............

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#280273

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:42 am

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:42 am #280273

I'm in London tomorrow, luckily not planning on going there though. Mrs Topher doesn't like Zizzi's ever since a couple of years ago when she felt ill after going there - it's a psychological thing.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#280274

By The Magic Mullet - Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:45 am

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:45 am #280274

Just don't order the coq au van...

#280275

By Ballbag - Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:47 am

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:47 am #280275

Or the knob sandwich.

I'm only 29 by the way.

#280281

By Yudster - Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:57 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:57 pm #280281

I always said Ask was better.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#280286

By Boboff - Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:11 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:11 pm #280286

The dish may contain traces of penus

#280287

By Zoot - Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:17 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:17 pm #280287

boboff wrote:The dish may contain traces of penus

I was going to correct you on your spelling, but I see what you did there...

Just don't ask for any Mayonaise!

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#280288

By Boboff - Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:24 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:24 pm #280288

especially not Helmuts

#280290

By Zoot - Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:26 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:26 pm #280290

But please, go ahead and ask for Daddy's Sauce!!!!!

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#280294

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:09 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:09 pm #280294

Yudster wrote:I always said Ask was better.

Ask is nice.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#280296

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:30 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:30 pm #280296

ach have I missed more innuendo based gags again today!

Someone's already done the "may contain nuts" gag.

Did anyone try the spotted dick?

#280302

By Zoot - Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:44 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:44 pm #280302

foot-loose wrote:ach have I missed more innuendo based gags again today!

Someone's already done the "may contain nuts" gag.

Did anyone try the spotted dick?

No, we were leaving that one for you Loosy.

Hehe, reminds me of King Ralf...

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#280304

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:05 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:05 pm #280304

howzabout the co.ck-a-leekie soup?

#280305

By pjordan2000 - Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:16 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:16 pm #280305

Waiter Waiter, there's a hair in my food.....

#280311

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:32 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:32 pm #280311

pjordan2000 wrote:Waiter Waiter, there's a hair in my food.....

Waiter: "you think thats bad, that woman had a whole knob land in hers!"

#280316

By Yudster - Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:47 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:47 pm #280316

What a double act!

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#280317

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:48 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:48 pm #280317

We're here till Friday - try the veal.

Don't have the plum duff tho...

#280332

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:55 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:55 pm #280332

theres so many things wrong with this thread not least the spelling in the title.

if you are going to chop your penis off surely the internationally recognised place to do it is The Fighting C*ck in Wolverhampton.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#280344

By Loudmouthed_Cutie - Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:22 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:22 pm #280344

i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached

#280345

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:27 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:27 pm #280345

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:theres so many things wrong with this thread not least the spelling in the title.

Christ I didn't notice that. I think after being here so long you don't notice the spelling mistakes so much as there are so bloody many of them.

* Checks to make sure he hasn't made a typo *

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#280351

By pjordan2000 - Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:13 pm

- Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:13 pm #280351

Loudmouthed_Cutie wrote:i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached

its in case he fancies seconds...

#280414

By Yudster - Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:52 pm

- Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:52 pm #280414

Loudmouthed_Cutie wrote:i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached

Apparently the attempt to reattach it was unsuccessful. Am I bad to think thats funny?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#280461

By Loudmouthed_Cutie - Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:30 pm

- Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:30 pm #280461

Yudster wrote:
Loudmouthed_Cutie wrote:i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached

Apparently the attempt to reattach it was unsuccessful. Am I bad to think thats funny?

i thought it was hilarious too

#280481

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:58 pm

- Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:58 pm #280481

if you like laughing at others misery... oh. wait. I do.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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