[Walter Sobchak]

That's it, im spent

G'mornin!

[pjordan2000]

With the material you provide me with Yud yud, well, lets just say I wouldn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth.



That's it, im spent - no more.

That's good tho, that was at least three horse jokes on the trot!

[Yudster]

I can only assume you can't count to four, because there were LOADS more than three on the tro.....ooooooh, I see what you did there............

[foot-loose]

I really really want to think some more up, but im going to grab this desire one by the reigns and let it be.



Oh, wait...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Viv looks like that Nurse that was in either Holby City or Casualty. I think she killed herself.

Charming as ever... let's see one of YOU then!!

how was that an insult? I was explaining who she was.

[Boboff]

such an ass, yudders pedigree is unquestionable, lets have a show of hands, about 16 I think

[pjordan2000]

apologies, haven't read the whole thread so could only count 3! i just wantd to get the on the trot joke in.

*hangs head in shame*

[foot-loose]

I've been trying to get a "jumping on the bandwagon" gag in for a while now, but it doesn't really scan too well.

[foot-loose]

I've been trying to get a "jumping on the bandwagon" gag in for a while now, but it doesn't really scan too well.

That could be read increadibly bitchily - it really wasn't meant like that.

[pjordan2000]

i came into this thread a little too late for my horse jokes. kinda lucky really otherwise i'd end up with a horse throat.

I've been waiting to fit that one in too. it just takes me this long to think of them

[pjordan2000]

btw like the signature footie

[Zoot]

btw like the signature footie

I don't get it...

[Vivienne]

You look like Groucho Marx! (ha ha)

I may do Vivian, but I know you still want a piece.

HA! Dream on, baby!!

[Ballbag]

It's like a school kid crush.... when you were little and you fancied someone you'd call them names and generally be mean to them...... all the signs are there Vivian, and I can't blame you.

[Vivienne]

HA!!! That must be why Topher's so mean to me..... cos he's crazy about me.

[DemonHorse]

But by that logic he's crazy about everyone here.

[Vivienne]

hmmmm.... you may be right!!

[Georgie]

I wasn't posing just happend to be sitting like that when I opened ye ol' Photo Booth

[Vivienne]

You look nice : an innocent look, which hides more mischevious thoughts, I would say...

[Georgie]

Never! I'm just an innocent Essex girl. You can't see the halo because I photoshoped it out.

[foot-loose]

I thought you didn't get innocent essex girls?

In fact, I thought they set the standard for the rest of the UK?

[Yudster]

Watch it - I'm an Essex Girl too......!

[Ballbag]

Watch it - I'm an Essex Girl too......!

Does that mean you put out on the first date?

[Yudster]

Put out? Only if its on fire.

[foot-loose]

Watch it - I'm an Essex Girl too......!

Does that mean you put out on the first date?

How do essex girls turn the light on after sex?
...They open the car door.


How do you know if yer secretary is an essex girl?
...Theres tippex on the monitor