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By Zoot
#279843
You know the old saying you wait ages for a bus then 3 come at once?

Mrs Zoot took me out for a meal tonight, no reason for it, just spur of the moment. We set off and we got to a main junction to find it was swarming with armed police, and we had to wait for ages to be let through. It looked like the off license and been held up as they dragged someone out. Anyway, after a while they let us through and we carried on. No more than 4 minutes later we were driving past a park and saw (what looked like) a girl trying to pull a bag away from (what looked like) a mentally disabled lady while a man was watching out.After a quick discussion with mrs zoot, she phoned the police to tell them what we had seen. They rang back 20 mins later to say they were there and couldn't see anything. Anyway, that was a good 2 hours ago. We are baqck home and watching TV. 10 mins ago we just had a knock on the door. It was two police officers. They asked us if anyone was living next door, because they had just found a van that had been abandoned that was registered to next door. Next door has been empty for about 18 months, so we explained that, and they thanked us ands left. That was it. No big conclusion I'm afraid, but how weird was that? 3 events involving the police, none of them related to each other...

Incidentally, i had a fantastic meal - Goats cheese and Bacon salad followed by Medium steak with peppercorn sauce and Veg followed by Crackers and cheese...

2 questions -
1.) Have you ever phoned 999?
2.) How do you like your steak?

That may be a zootism....
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By timp
#279844
No and rare!
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By catherine
#279848
Nope and same as charlalottie medium rare with chips fried mushrooms and fried onions
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By MK Chris
#279877
The only way to have steak is bleeding.
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By DemonHorse
#279881
still alive maybe?
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By Nicola_Red
#279885
1. Nope, thankfully
2. I'm a vegan. I don't recall ever really liking steak tho. I had a meal with a charming young gentleman not so long ago who ordered his steak blue and then apologised to me for it, as if rarer meat might offend me. It doesn't!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#279897
they do blue steaks? ohh i want a purple one.
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By Zoot
#279899
I don't think I could eat a Rare steak, never mind a Blue one. Rare are supposed to fantastic though aren't they?
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By Yudster
#279925
Yes, 999 last month when someone torched my neighbours car (Honda Civic Type R, red) outside my house, and rare with a clove of garlic rubbed over it before its cooked.
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By foot-loose
#279932
Yes, when I thought the fire brigade should attend a car that was on fire on some waste land near to where I live. I phoned the police station to tell them, they told me to phone the fire brigade, I said I didn't have a number for the fire brigade to which the incredibly sarcastic officer I was talking to informed me that it was "two nines followed by another nine".

I explained that it was hardly an emergency and didnt think it was a good idea to be jamming up the emergencey services phone number when the car was already torched and noone was hurt. I was told to phone 999 again.

And rare with some sorta marinade. Ive never tried that with the garlic Yuds, I may give it a go at some point.
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By MK Chris
#279938
foot-loose wrote:the incredibly sarcastic officer I was talking to informed me that it was "two nines followed by another nine".

Haha!
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By foot-loose
#279940
i didnt want to be cheeky back to them, incase they arrested me over the phone or somethin.
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By DemonHorse
#279942
foot-loose wrote:i didnt want to be cheeky back to them, incase they arrested me over the phone or somethin.


Somebody's been watching films like Minority Report and Judge Dredd waaaaaaaaayyyyyy too much.
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By Yudster
#279961
foot-loose wrote: Ive never tried that with the garlic Yuds, I may give it a go at some point.


Peel a clove of garlic and slice it in half, rub the steak with the cut side. Nummy.
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By Yudster
#279967
Well, I would assume that if you are, you wouldn't be using it really. Dried chilli flakes rubbed on before you cook it are good too, but don't do it if you don't like chilli, eh?!
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By foot-loose
#279970
charlalottie wrote:Exactly what I was going to say. I just like my steaks to taste of meat.

Your prob best getting a cow then, peeling it, cutting it in half and rubbing the cut side over your steak. Unless your cow intolerant.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#279986
the skin is nice with a bit of black pepper on it.
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By Quincy
#279988
the skin is horrible
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By Sidders
#280010
Yes and rare.
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By Yudster
#280018
Rare chicken? I'm thinking bad idea.......much squirty pooing and possible death to result.
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By Boboff
#280163
rare chicken is ok, if freshly killed and eaten straight away
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By Yudster
#280220
I'm not sure Sainsbury's have quite that level of service....!
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By foot-loose
#280233
I wis gonna say, I've never seen that in tescos!