[timp]

Does Zoot's do non alcoholic drinks??

[Vivienne]

Dunno... perhaps whiskey with Vitamin C put in ......

[Zoot]

Well we do vodka and orange but without the vodka, but why would you want that????

Maybe I should open up a coffee bar too!

[timp]

I'd go, I always like a coffee in the morning!

[Vivienne]

O.. wot's the use...... time to go and drink lots of fluids for the rest of the day

[Yudster]

You sound like you need to go to bed with a hot water bottle and lots of paracetamol Viv.......

[foot-loose]

I got a text the other night from a number I dont know which randomly says "I just peeled a kiwi, how about that!"




To which I replied "did he not complain?"

[timp]

Good joke!

[foot-loose]

It wasn't a joke - I did get that text! And I came up with that under my own wit and humour!

[foot-loose]

Is it on the house?

[Zoot]

I was watching The Simpsons Earlier and something dawned on me, so thought I'd post it in here instead of creating a new topic on it...

Foot-loose = Millhouse
Charlalottie and Catherine = Sherrie and Terrie
Gaspode = Comic book Guy
Quincy = Doctor Hibbert
Viv = Patty/Selma
Kendra K = Marge
BfB = Skinner

[Zoot]

Now would that make me Moe cause I own the bar, or Flanders?

[timp]

who am i mr zoot? You probably dont know but it would be amusing to see what you think! O and charlalottie Ill have your drink!

[Zoot]

I think you could be a Millhouse actually,

I think Footloose is more a Nelson, or Groundskeeper Willie...

[timp]

oo harsh words!! No I don't mind at least im someone!

[foot-loose]

I think you could be a Millhouse actually,

I think Footloose is more a Nelson, or Groundskeeper Willie...

Aye, ye can ditch me from the Millhouse idea (is that coz you know i wear glasses!?!)

Nelson was a bully?

Willie was a drunken rambleing Scot who no-one understood.

I wonder which I should be...

[Sidders]

Make mine a Magners.

[Yudster]

Kendra =Marge???? Kendra???!!!!!! Hmmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yudster]

Oh god - double post, sorry, but I just realised that I am not Marge because I am probably Selma. Or the other one. Or both of them........shoot me now.

[Boboff]

Hey, did you hear about the elderly couple engaging in a bit of Oral, he sasy, boy that smells, she says I know, its me Arthritis, he say's I didn't know you got it there, she say's you don't, it's in my wrists and I haven't wiped my bottom for a fortnight!

Bedum Shh, Pint please,

Who can I be in the Simpsons please, Can I be Homer, Can I please.......

[Zoot]

No, but with that awful joke, you can be Krusty.

[Boboff]

It's the old lady that was Krusty, not me !

[timp]

I now have very unpleasant images now...

[Boboff]

Now imagine it's your Mum and Dad, or worse your Nan & Gramps, or Dot Cotton & Jim Branning , in case I have been an unsensitive Wodget, and your parents and your grandparents are all dead, or worse not having Sex any longer, or indeed both, and you read the story and the saw the pictures in an old copy of readers wives you found in the shed under the spare packs of Laminate Flooring, which your keeping just in case....... you want to put Lamintate flooring down in a very small room, such as a rabbit hutch or a luxury bird table with en-suite facilities and car port.

[Yudster]

I hate laminate flooring. The in-laws have it in every room in their new house, its cold, slippery and really incredibly horribly NOISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its impossible to relax and get properly comfortable in a room with laminate flooring, it makes the room feel like some kind of institution, its so cold and hard.