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By foot-loose
#278783
I've never sang karaoke, but Footloose is a nightmare song to sing - the tune is all wonky (i've got the intrumental version in the house).
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By Sidders
#278784
I've never tried Pimms & Lemonade.
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By Yudster
#278789
Here, have some of mine *sloshes Pimms and Lemonade from crystal jug with "Zoots" monogramme engraved on it into a glass for Sidders*. Bottoms up!
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By DemonHorse
#278809
Yudster wrote:Bottoms up!


*drops trou, and sticks hairy arse in the air*
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By Walter Sobchak
#278837
A young couple walk into the airport bar just after they return after a lovely holiday in the Greater Antilles, The man goes up to get the drinks.
Noticing the multi-coloured hat he is wearing the barman asks "Jamaica?"
To which the Man says "Nooo, she was quite willing!"


:oops:
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By Zoot
#278858
Good evening everyone, anyone in here tonight?
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By MK Chris
#278865
charlalottie wrote:What's Bob Marley's Favourite Doughnut?

With Jammin'!

Love that joke.

Surely that should be 'how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?'

A small but significant change.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#278868
I thought that but she seemed so pleased with herself.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#278872
just further proof topher is evil.
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By MK Chris
#278873
Pah, when girls call you sweet it's normally out of sympathy.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#278875
Topher wrote:Pah, when girls call you sweet it's normally out of sympathy.


its always been the case for me topher.

on that note... bedtime

EUROTREK.
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By foot-loose
#278880
DemonHorse wrote:
Yudster wrote:Bottoms up!


*drops trou, and sticks hairy arse in the air*

*is interested* :twisted:






I really shouldn't post when im drunk!! :?
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By timp
#278886
Its alright i've done that before!
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By foot-loose
#278905
It takes years of practise and a steady hand.
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By Yudster
#278920
As do many things I don't doubt.
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By timp
#278951
Any chance of a pint zoot?
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By Zoot
#278953
Of course, what will it be? I'm currently supping a cold bottle of Grolsch...
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By timp
#278954
Yeah Grolsch is good thank you!
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By catherine
#278968
hellooooo zoot and workers been to my aunts bbq had a drinking game, lost a few times and had to neck white rum back, yakky gimi a beer!! :D
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By catherine
#278969
someone talk to me im in a chatty mood
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By Zoot
#278973
Good evening folks, am 5 missing drunken banter?
Who wants a drink?
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By Zoot
#278975
not really, had a couple watching the telly earlier, you?
What you fancy? My round...
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By Zoot
#278978
What the 'ells creme de menth??? Is that the green stuff?
Evening Catherine, lager it is. Pork scratchings ladys?
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