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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
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haha they spent a penny how funny. 2 mins isnt too long is it?
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By Sidders
#278632
I have a fear of pylons. I'm OK if I'm driving under them, but I cannot walk under them or go anywhere near them on foot. It's quite odd.
I'm also scared of spiders.
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By foot-loose
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charlalottie wrote:Not really. Longer than the time Viv would wait for someone to post a reply to one of her threads though.

:lol:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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Sidders wrote:I have a fear of pylons. I'm OK if I'm driving under them, but I cannot walk under them or go anywhere near them on foot. It's quite odd.
I'm also scared of spiders.


How often do you go walking under pylons though?
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By Quincy
#278643
i cannot stand caterpillars
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By Sidders
#278649
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Sidders wrote:I have a fear of pylons. I'm OK if I'm driving under them, but I cannot walk under them or go anywhere near them on foot. It's quite odd.
I'm also scared of spiders.


How often do you go walking under pylons though?

Not often, but if I have to I can't do it.
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By Zoot
#278654
I think sometimes I have a very mild phobia of old people
Sometimes when they are shuffling around the tin fruit in Asda with the concentration of an airline pilot, smelling of Weetabix...
It just freaks me out a little, may because I know that'll be me in about 50 years time.
And I don't even like Weetabix
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
#278659
My friend has a phobia of chavs but I find that if you talk loudly about killing or just having been released from prison they leave you alone...
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By Zoot
#278661
Is it?

Arghhhhhhh!!!!!
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By Yudster
#278716
I had a dream last night that I was at a boxing match, it was Sugar Ray Leonard (who looked very fat and wobbly) against Joe Calzaghe (who I didn't really see), and when we went to sit down on the chairs at ringside, Sugar Ray said "No, sit over here, you'll get a better view" and led us to seats behind a glass door, and we sat down and the seats were like rocks and grass, and there was a slug carrying a bit of an old rotting sandwich up the back of the slope behind me and it stopped and kind of shot a mat of spiked tubular suckers into the sandwich and started sucking it up. Someone - not sure who - then said "slugs can eat anything like that".

Sorry to go off-topic, its Charlalotties fault, she used the word "suckery" a bit further up and this dream came back to me as I read it.
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By MK Chris
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I never remember my dreams, I think I must sleep too deep.
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By Yudster
#278721
I don't usually, hence my urge to share!
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By Walter Sobchak
#278802
Sidders wrote:I have a fear of pylons. I'm OK if I'm driving under them, but I cannot walk under them or go anywhere near them on foot. It's quite odd.
I'm also scared of spiders.


When I was younger I had a recurring nightmare of an old bedford army truck like this one. It was parked in a field rusting away, next to a Pylon.
In the nightmare I would walk up to the truck, and the buzzing of the cables on the pylons would become so loud I could not hear anything, As I got close to the truck, I could see a person sat inside, zombie-like.
Can't remember what used to happen after that, except I would wake up screaming!
Gawd! that just made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
#278803
Walter Sobchak wrote:
Sidders wrote:I have a fear of pylons. I'm OK if I'm driving under them, but I cannot walk under them or go anywhere near them on foot. It's quite odd.
I'm also scared of spiders.


When I was younger I had a recurring nightmare of an old bedford army truck like this one. It was parked in a field rusting away, next to a Pylon.
In the nightmare I would walk up to the truck, and the buzzing of the cables on the pylons would become so loud I could not hear anything, As I got close to the truck, I could see a person sat inside, zombie-like.
Can't remember what used to happen after that, except I would wake up screaming!
Gawd! that just made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!


Those trucks are damn scary!My reccuring nightmare was being in this hardware store full of yellow toasters and i had to get home doesn't sound so frightening next to yours..
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By Johnny 1989
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I have a few:

* The Number 13, I wasn't in work today for that reason. although did go to the west end (of London):lol: Also when having to write a list of numbers I always write either ....10, 11, 12, 12B, 14, 15.... or 10, 11, 12, 14, 15....
* Wasps, I have been stung five times & run away if I see one, evil nasty bastards
* Rat's after someone told me that they can climb up your U bend when I was 8
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
#278815
rats up your bottom does seem worse than spiders up there
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
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yes that is true.. also you would notice if a big furry rat crawled up there whereas a tiny little spider is much harder to detect
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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think of the benefits though. a rat is far more likely to get all your poo on its fur so you will have a cleaner arse afterwards.
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:think of the benefits though. a rat is far more likely to get all your poo on its fur so you will have a cleaner arse afterwards.

So no more need for all that colonic irrigation stuff? Just shove a rat up your arse?
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By Zoot
#278859
yea, what was that all about, the whole richard gere thing? Was it a rumour or did he really stick a gerbil up his arse?
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By Yudster
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WHAT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Zoot
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I said-
yea, what was that all about, the whole richard gere thing? Was it a rumour or did he really stick a gerbil up his arse?