[kendra k]

i'm alive and home.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

damn. i wanted the hamster in your will.

[foot-loose]

i'm alive and home.

Glad to hear it. Hope the next few days all go good!!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

shes just been through surgery she doesn't need a scottish guy with whiskers mauling her.

[foot-loose]

A drunk scottish guy at that!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

surely thats the default state?

[catherine]

i'm alive and home.

Glad to hear it

Dear Diary,

I've lost another 8 pounds according to my scales woop.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

thats a friday night poo for me.

[catherine]

you must save up your poo all week for that cracker

[Vivienne]

Dear Diary,

My day has finished a little better than it started...!! I have been @ the seaside and now my little face is all burned red. I have also been shopping for make-up. Now I am going home to read a book about 2 people involved in a cyber romance.

[~JACQUI~]

Dear Diary

I am sick to death of little 12 year old girls, like the three in Subway today that all ordered footlong chipotle steak with double cheese, then sat down behind me stuffing their faces and talking about how tragic they are because their doctors think they are suffering from Anorexia...it was like being in America again...

[Vivienne]

I wouldn't have thought people stuffing their faces with double cheese could be classified with anorexia

[fish heads]

It is if they go to the toilet and stick 2 fingers down their throat

[Vivienne]

That's bulimia y'know... not anorexia... I've tried that... it's not to be recommended.

[~JACQUI~]

I know that, but these girls didn't seem to. I wanted to smack their heads together

[fish heads]

I stand corrected

[Vivienne]

It's not that simple.... they need patience and love.... I used to suffer from eating disorders as a teenage girl, and food takes control of you....

[~JACQUI~]

But in the local school, it seems to have become "cool" to have an eating disorder, like self harm was a few years ago...

Besides, if they were bulimic, there are no toilets in Subway for them to purge

[fish heads]

That is subways one downfall that it is frequently toiletless

[Walter Sobchak]

seeing JACQUI's post, I don't see that as a downfall

[~JACQUI~]

Yeah but as somewhere that sells food and also provides seats, they should also provide toilets

I've never understood how they get away with that one

[fish heads]

It is if you buy a large drink though

[Vivienne]

You could simply empty your drink carton, then pee in there !! Problem solved.

[~JACQUI~]

Dear Diary

This thread seems to have gone off topic

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

Costa doesnt have a loo either and it provides drinks