[Uglybob]

we all like a bit of meat but which of these fat pigs do you find strangely alluring to your mind?

[Ballbag]

I think describing Nigella Lawson as a fat biffer is going a bit far........ she's just a fittie with wazzo jugs.

[Rychu]

You would wouldn't you?

[foot-loose]

I don't know how Nigella Lawson aint a fat pie - she is always sneaking another huge slice of chocolate cake in the middle of the night once everyones asleep!

[Nicola_Red]

In no universe is Nigella fat. Also, 'biffer' isn't a very nice word. 'curvy lovely' would have been better...

[foot-loose]

"Heffer" has always been a favourite of mine

[SAV1OUR]

Reminds me of Avid Merrion - "Lorrrveley Vanessa, I waannnaa caress ya..touch ya big fatta breasta!!!!" "Show me..SHOW ME.. where in ten commandment it say you cannot spy through the vanessa feltz window while she is feeding her podgy fat!!"

I'm trynna think of a younger fatty but cant, they're all too middle-aged for me. Best I think of is the fat one that was staring at me on the bus today, but you wont know her, had a nice face tho.

[Zoot]

I'd love to go out for a few drinks with Dawn French, I think she's fantastic and strangely sexy

[Boboff]

They could all give me a soapy tittie wank if they wanted

[catherine]

"I'm trynna think of a younger fatty but cant,

Kelly Osbourne is a younger fatty but i think shes abit ugly, Charlotte Church is abit chubby aswell and nice looking...

[foot-loose]

They could all give me a soapy tittie wank if they wanted

we can say wank but not *, * or *?

And boboff - there is no need to go putting images in our heads!

[SAV1OUR]

"I'm trynna think of a younger fatty but cant,

Kelly Osbourne is a younger fatty

Aye she'll do ta, another of Avids's victims "bla bla blah blah balha bahka\hdbakj"

I've always wondered how they just balloon overnight after childhood, I knew this lezza and then naturally she grew older as time went by and just looked a sight fatter and a whole lot more pasty faced, and not from Greggs either. But there you go, but like I say she'll do, the Osbournes are great, well Ozzy is.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

"Heffer" has always been a favourite of mine

surely that is Heifer?

Nigella Lawson I couldn't because I just know I would be thinking how I always confuse Nigel Lawson and Norman Lamont.

[foot-loose]

"Heffer" has always been a favourite of mine

surely that is Heifer?

Only if spelt correctly.

[~JACQUI~]

Dawn French

[Uglybob]

it is just a coincidence they are all deemed middle aged. charlotte church is not fat so she is not in it and Kelly Osbourne is repugnant and has no redeeming features whatsoever.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Get Beth Ditto on the list then.

[Uglybob]

she has no redeeming features either

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Shes got a fair old voice on her.

[Quincy]

what about emo bree timins????????

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

with her lovely set of teeth. i reckon she is secretly Barney from The Simpsons kid.

[Uglybob]

Shes got a fair old voice on her.

i meant in the looks department

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Your so shallow.

[Uglybob]

i dont care if im shallow, ill fully admit to that if its someone i dont know or have no intention of knowing

[catherine]

Ah but younger girls that are famous nowadays need to be thin and pretty....i like kelly osbourne because she is neither.