[Ballbag]

Yeah, but it has to be done in an Arnie voice, like I could stike down some of the baddies by lobbing Wagon Wheels at them from the ballbag mobile, and then turn to foots and say "Let's roll".

[Zoot]

The best way to survive war, is to become war... *ties his tie around his forehead...*

[pjordan2000]

Or instead of taking sandwiches, we could take baguettes and use them like swords on the baddies like i used to in supermarkets when i was younger, tho there wasn't many baddies in supermarkets.

[foot-loose]

Theres a ball bag mobile?

The enemy won't be expecting that!!

**ties tie around head**

Pjordan - get yourself off to tesco and buy as many baguettes as possible. Not the half size ones, they wont do - I wan't manly baguettes goddam it!

Oh, and we need to leave our loved ones with a line something like "toast me a bagel, i'll be back for brunch"

**goes off to find a loved one**

[Ballbag]

Well the ballbag mobile is really a skoda favorit......... but I've put some stripes on the side, and little stickers on the front lights to make it look mean.

[pjordan2000]

*looks towards zoot and footie and ties tie around head too*

Consider the baguettes supplied, by george they'll be big one's!!

Yeah, or summin along the lines of "Don't wait up, it could be a late one"

[Ballbag]

I bought a bagguete from Tescos today. I nibbled the end of it on the taxi home.

Is this innuendo bingo?

[pjordan2000]

Should we forward it to UM?

[foot-loose]

Well the ballbag mobile is really a skoda favorit......... but I've put some stripes on the side, and little stickers on the front lights to make it look mean.

Does it have a sunroof?

We need a sunroof. Sunroofs have so many uses. The most important being standing out of and pointing forwards.

Charlalottie, baguettes are not for nibbling on. They are weapons of mass destruction for heavens sakes!

PS, can we get duty free in Iran?

[MK Chris]

you need to cut the crusts off mine.

Because you're seven?

[Ballbag]

Yes it has a sun-roof, and yes it's good for standing up in and pointing forward..... it also serves well in the discarding of starburst wrappers...... keep Britain tidy, but don't worry too much about the enemy.

It also has a dukes of hazard horn, ideal for celebrating the getaway.

[pjordan2000]

I'll get reserve bagguettes in case Charlottie gets peckish!

[foot-loose]

I dont have time to faff about with crusts man!

The enemy would be expecting exactly that!

[pjordan2000]

We can't give the enemy any opportunity, therefore all crusts will be removed and placed in a separate bag in case any one wishes to have crusts.

[foot-loose]

Don't remove the crust from the baguettes, I find they are much less use against rocket launchers at that point.

[Ballbag]

Surely a baguette is just a tube of crust? I guess there's some white bit in the middle, but not much on a proper French baguette (the best kind for fighting).

[Zoot]

Also when I was a Wee-Zoot I used to get those plastic containers that the toys come in in Kinder suprise eggs and squeeze the end really hard, making the other half fly off like a bullet... I'll stock up on those.
If we put a cardboard box on the roof of the skoda and cut a slit in it, it could be an amoured tank ala the A Team!

[pjordan2000]

I haven't got to the baguettes yet so they still have crusts on and i'll keep them that way too.

[Ballbag]

And my spud gun.

"pap"............ reload.............. "pap"................reload.............. "pap"................reload.............. "pap".............got him.

[pjordan2000]

I found that tubes of wrapping paper has the same kind of effect as baguettes but don't snap...i can stock up on those too?

Good thinking zoot with the kinder egg toy containers. A good stock of those and we are invincible.

[Ballbag]

When I was a mini-ballbag me and my brother were having a fight with the tubes of cardboard from wrapping paper....... anyway he really hurt me in the eye and I cried and ran away, when I came back I resumed the fight........ however this time I'd hidden a wooden stick inside my tube of cardboard.

KABLAM!!!! And then his head started bleeding.

mamma ballbag was not too happy with me.

[pjordan2000]

Aha....your story has supplied us with a genius plan baggie, wooden sticks are being ordered as we speak.

[Zoot]

I remember one drunken night at Uni we found a big slab of mouldy cheese in the fridge. We wrapped it up in loads of bog roll and stuck in the microwave. When it pinged we flung it out of the 4th story window. We had invented the Cheese Bomb©!
We could give those baddies some Chedder Napalm Death!

[pjordan2000]

Yeah and even if it don't hurt them too much, we'll be able to smell them advancing from miles away

[foot-loose]

God god, I nearly forgot the most important thing any soldier needs. A shield obviously.

We need dustbin lids, and lots of them. Wheelie bin lids are no good - they will simply melt. Old fashioned metal ones are what we are after.