[foot-loose]

*Starts a montage of me getting ready for battle....... Rambo style*

**except playing the Blockbusters Theme for the music**

"dada da da da da da da"

[Ballbag]

I was thinking more "Holding out for a hero" by Bonnie Tyler.

"I need a hero
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight"

[pjordan2000]

I'll go and get them, it's alright. I've played Golden Eye enough to know how to be stealthy........ it can't be that different in real life.

I've played From Russia WithLove enough times too so i'll come with.

*Quickly flicks through the strategy guide to get a few last minute tips*

[foot-loose]

I'll go and get them, it's alright. I've played Golden Eye enough to know how to be stealthy........ it can't be that different in real life.

I've played From Russia WithLove enough times too so i'll come with.

*Quickly flicks through the strategy guide to get a few last minute tips*

You would need to know either the Blockbusters theme or the words to Hero by Bonnie Tyler (also by Jennifer Saunders in Shrek II)

[Mcqueen_]

Well hows about storming the Iranian Embassy, taking 15 of them hostage and threatening to execute them if they don't release our people? I think that sounds like a good idea to me!

Where's this execution talk coming from. Iran aren't going to execute them. I think you have a distorted view of what Iran is actually like.

You don't know all the facts, and I highly doubt you're up on your International Law, so you don't know whether they were in Iranian waters or not. And if they were then Iran have just done what other countries would have done.

Issues like this just highlight the stupidity of some in our country. We're not immune from international law when we are the first to twist it to the maximum when it suits us. "We don't know what's gone on, we don't care what's gone on, but we're the UK so let them go"

[pjordan2000]

I'll print off the lyrics above and quickly learn them. I'll be ready to go in 5!

[Ballbag]

You would need to know the words to Hero by Bonnie Tyler (also by Jennifer Saunders in Shrek II)

My sister was obsessed with this song back in the day when I was a younger ballbag. She used to play it all the time, and after a time the lyrics absorbed themselves in my mind.

I used to sing the song in my head when I played football, and it kind of motivated me....... I felt like "the hero".

I was a very sad little ballbag then. Now I just save that song for when I'm on the running machine, or when I'm saving 15 British sailors from Iran.

[foot-loose]

I smell a new topic in the air!

[pjordan2000]

Wasn't it also the Crunchie advert?

[pjordan2000]

Wasn't it also in the Crunchie advert?*

[foot-loose]

"Im so excited, and I just can't hide it - I know, I know, I know I want you, I want you - yea!"

That was the Friday feeling - ho yeah!

[pjordan2000]

Oh yeah, for some reason, i could just picture the chocolate rollercoaster and thought it was in that advert! Not really an apt song for the challenge ahead!

[foot-loose]

Higway to the Dangerzone - Kenny Loggins, would work

But I think that was used in Top Gun.


Or Top Gear as I nearly said.

[pjordan2000]

I can just picture it, as we arrive at the location of the hostages, it'll be like a scene out of Spy Hard with the Bird Noises in the background and the door with "Intruder Entrance" on it!

[foot-loose]

Ill be in mission control somewhere fannying about with the music. You all need headphones btw.

Oh, and can we get those cool walkie talkie things where you talk to your sleeve?

[pjordan2000]

Headphones...check

Walkie talkie things which attach to our sleeves.....check

Little ear pieces too.....check

i think we're all set now....anything we've forgotten?

[foot-loose]

Ill need my gun.

oh, and we need toothpicks to roll round our mouths when we are looking warily at our targets. We will probably be crouched in the grass. Possibly behind hay bales.

[pjordan2000]

Oh yeah, toothpicks are a must! How bout little head band things which are tied in a knot which are needed for no apparant reason other than to camaflague our forehead whilst crouching.

[DemonHorse]

I'll go and get them, it's alright. I've played Golden Eye enough to know how to be stealthy........ it can't be that different in real life.

Wish me luck.

*Starts a montage of me getting ready for battle....... Rambo style*

Goldeneye is fine, but to learn true stealth...


you must play Splinter Cell.

[pjordan2000]

or metal gear solid

[foot-loose]

War is not a game charlalottie, war is not a game.




**paints two red lines on either cheek**

[pjordan2000]

We're talking bout human lives!

*finishes learning i need a hero lyrics, switches off rambo dvd and gets ready to go*

[pjordan2000]

Damn.......I forgot the sandwiches! Had everything else ready........jam ok with everyone?

[foot-loose]

you need to cut the crusts off mine.

And I would like some crisps as well - I can't go marching off to war without some crisps. Pringles would be best, we can use the tube as a rudimentary rocket launcher once they have been done.

Then we can crack a gag something along the lines of "Well, we popped, now they have stopped!!"

I imagine we would laugh heartily at that, yes.

[pjordan2000]

you need to cut the crusts off mine.

not a problem...white or brown bread! With jam, i think its gotta be white bread.

Then we can crack a gag something along the lines of "Well, we popped, now they have stopped!!"

I imagine we would laugh heartily at that, yes.

I'd imagine it to be that way too, as we pass the other tube of pringles around before advancing.