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By foot-loose
#276991
My 86 yr old aunt calls her "Horse Heid"

Makes me smile
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
#276996
foot-loose wrote:
Loudmouthed_Cutie wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:so you are sexually attractive to horses? Do you look like Princess Ann?
unfortunately I'd have to say no to both of those questions...

Camilla?


keep it quiet!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#277004
Loudmouthed_Cutie wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:so you are sexually attractive to horses? Do you look like Princess Ann?
unfortunately I'd have to say no to both of those questions...


but they still spray their stuff on you?
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By Yudster
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kendra k wrote:dear diary,

when did this place become unofficial mills? it's making my tumor cry.

thanx!
kk


I'm crying with your tumour (English spelling).
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
#277040
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Loudmouthed_Cutie wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:so you are sexually attractive to horses? Do you look like Princess Ann?
unfortunately I'd have to say no to both of those questions...


but they still spray their stuff on you?


well it only happened twice..
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#277047
Do they discuss Horse Semen on Unofficial Mills then? I have never been but I'm tempted now.
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By DemonHorse
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Do they discuss Horse Semen on Unofficial Mills then? I have never been but I'm tempted now.


Not since I was banned.
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By fish heads
#277070
Haha - why were you banned? Dared to suggest that one of Mills' feature was below par?
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By DemonHorse
#277082
fish heads wrote:Haha - why were you banned? Dared to suggest that one of Mills' feature was below par?


No I dared suggest Jono Read-Mills was a crap moderator.
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By fish heads
#277119
That is simply unacceptable behavior.
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By Sidders
#277122
Cardinal sin.
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By catherine
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Dear Diary,

I've lost 11 pound in a week at weight watchers and got a big round of applause off everyone in the room and i was just grinning like a prize prat but i'm chuffed to bits. :D :D :D :D :D
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By Yudster
#277225
Thats a heck of a lot in a week! Well done Catherine. Pop in to Zoot's for a soda water or something to celebrate!
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By Nicola_Red
#277280
eleven pounds in a week?! Crikey. It took me about two months to lose that much. Well done.
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By kendra k
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i was thinking 11 lbs in a week? be careful! it's great to lose weight, but too much too fast is not healthy.
By Ballbag
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It depends how big you are to start with I guess. I'm not suggesting anything here catherine, but for others, i.e. proper chubbers........... the 30 stoners amongst us......... 11lb aint that much.

My other line of thinking is that perhaps you just chopped an arm off or something........ that would take the pounds off.
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By kendra k
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true.

dear diary,

please don't let me die on the operating table today. please also let my new boobs be alright.

xoxo
kk
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By foot-loose
#277519
**hugs for Kendra**

I hope it all goes alright!
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By Zoot
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Is it D day today Kendra????
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By Zoot
#277521
(or should that be double D Day...)

Best of luck K, we're thinking of you over here!
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By kendra k
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yeah. i'm about to head to the hospital. they start cutting me at 8am (4pm for you lot). it'll last 6 hours and then i'll go be a zombie in hospital.
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By catherine
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thanks guys i am quite big not huge but bigger then what i want to be.

good luck kendra all the best xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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By Yudster
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Bless you kk, can't wait to have you back here.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#277601
you will ask them about that reduction for me wont you?
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