[Vivienne]

Knock, knock....!

Who's there? - Doctor!!

Doctor Who? - You said it!

The Dr. will be on with Fearne & Reggie this coming weekend... can't wait! They're gonna interrogate him apparently !! Wonder what they'll ask...

[foot-loose]

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**


**aims again**

[Vivienne]

Go ahead and aim, Paisley person !

[DemonHorse]

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**


**aims again**

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

[Vivienne]

I know you all secretly love me really....!! can't get enough of La Viv

[foot-loose]

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

**hands rifle to DemonHorse**
**picks up another gun**
**doesn't lose eye contact with the target**
**takes aim**

[Vivienne]

OOOOOO!!!

[Boboff]

I know you all secretly love me really....!!

Yeah we all love you viv, love to hate you that is.

I would rather Viv was nicer and that way not draw such hostility, but it really does seem that sometimes she can't help herself.

*Bobbof offers Viv a chair as a token of friendship, holds it firmly in place as Lady viv Eases hereself down on it, then wips it away, and she falls on her arse, legs spraying everywhere, her floral printed crimplene dress comes up round her ears exposing saggy stockings and Paisley printed pants*

[DemonHorse]

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

**hands rifle to DemonHorse**
**picks up another gun**
**doesn't lose eye contact with the target**
**takes aim**

Well I guess 2 shots to be sure of the hit huh?

[foot-loose]

**giggles inwardly at boboffs classic chair whipping stunt**
**doesn't reply to demonhorse**
**rolls the tooth pick round in his mouth**
**waits for a reason**

[Yudster]

YOU NEED MORE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boboff]

how do you change colour like [color=cyan]that ?[/color]

[DemonHorse]

Boboff have you ever been near a wrestling ring?
That seems like the kind of stunt worthy of a WWE 'superstar', but different, normally the chair gets folded and used to hit someone.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**


**aims again**

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

haha evening Gareth.

[MK Chris]

Ah ha. I knew he reminded me of someone.

[Boboff]

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**


**aims again**

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

haha evening Gareth.

funny !

And The wrestling I had to give up, I was too good an actor !

[foot-loose]

**thinks... "the crazy woman seems to have gone"**
**suspiciously lowers gun**
**keeps a constant vigil in case she returns and starts with her obsessive Fearne and Reggie chat**

[pinkysibbs]

Go on I dare you!

[pinkysibbs]

lol

[DemonHorse]

And The wrestling I had to give up, I was too good an actor !

Same reason as The Rock, huh?

[Boboff]

Go on I dare you!

Long pockets, short arms.

disney land, they disney vote tory

Invented everything from pennscilin to the phone

They all live in England, so why they like Scotland

Oh and England are crap at Football and Scotland isn't.

Hey Guys


Did you hear that the Pakastani Cricket team have given up cricket ?

Yeah they have taken up bobsliegh

[foot-loose]

Ooo I'm tempted now.

I'm a just sittin here on ma ol' rockin chair, looking out for the cotton pickin' rootin' tootin' crazy lady!

You go an' do what you gotta do!

**surveys the darkness, cautiously**
**spits his chewing tobacco into the metal bucket beside him**

[Yudster]

Oh dear. Some people are getting obsessive. The idea that Foot-loose is now doing a constant vigil upsets me as I feel if I say anything at all anti-scottish in jest I will be shot.

Don't worry, foot loose is more discerning than that. He knows his target, and it isn't you.

[Vivienne]

Are you angry with me Foots? I'm in Paisley today... how exciting is that , E?

[Yudster]

Oh foot loose, you'll never have a better opportunity than this.....!