[Nicola_Red]

I think you should "test" the myspace police Nicola......... for purely innocent reasons of course.

Well I do have a pic that would certainly test that policing, one that used to be posted on the message board over at metalsludge...but I get enough myspace messages from weirdos as it is (as chronicled in my blogs), I get the feeling that would open the floodgates!

[Ballbag]

*Bfb googles metalsludge-------------- a massive "Adult content" sign flashes up on his work PC ------------------- Bfb quickly shuts it down and hopes the boss didn't see*

[Nicola_Red]

Don't worry bfb, the pic isn't on sludge anymore anyway, I think the thread in question died of old age...

these days it just gets sent to people who ask nicely

[Ballbag]

Ask nicely eh?


Gimme gimme gimme?????

[Nicola_Red]

Hmm. I've heard a lot worse. PM me your email address if ya like and you never know, something may wing its way to you later.

I feel I should apologise to the starter of this thread, it's gone way off course thanks to my shameless attention wh0ring.

[Zoot]

Dear Miss Red.
It would be very nice to see said picture because I admire the form and subtle tones of the female body. I am in no way a pervert or a 60 year old man who likes wearing long rain coats.
Many thanks.
Yours, Zoot

Is that nice enough?

[Nicola_Red]

well done zoot, beautifully phrased. see above post.

[Yudster]

I feel I should apologise to the starter of this thread, it's gone way off course thanks to my shameless attention wh0ring.

Go back to the beginning of the thread, remind yourself what it was about, and understand that no, you absolutely should not be apologising to anyone.

[Nicola_Red]

Good point Yud. I guess that I'm just happy I have at least a bit of confidence in my appearance, which it seems the thread starter, if indeed the post was genuine, is sadly lacking.

[Zoot]

Gratz on the Hundredth post! Even is some people around here don't think its important...

[Nicola_Red]

Ooh aye! Time for a change of av to celebrate.

[foot-loose]

shirt potatos.

My mate calls them Zepplins (like the big airship things from WWII)

[Zoot]

shirt potatos.

My mate calls them Zepplins (like the big airship things from WWII)

So are droopy ones Led Zepplins?
hehehe

[foot-loose]

shirt potatos.

My mate calls them Zepplins (like the big airship things from WWII)

So are droopy ones Led Zepplins?
hehehe

It reminded me of moyles's game "Battle Nips" from a few years back.

Now that was toilet radio!

[Boboff]

I had a Toilet Radio, and the Antenea kept getting stuck up me,,,,,

[Zoot]

well done zoot, beautifully phrased. see above post.

Well I'd never force a girl to do anything like that, never ever.

However, my email is down the bottom there....

[foot-loose]

so is your mind

[Boboff]

Come on then guys, how do me and Yudyud have a crack at this signature thing ?
( I have already secretly asked Red Booots and Bounty to email said pictures * Boboff looks furtive and purvy*)

[foot-loose]

I dont think you should be using them as your sig!

[Boboff]

you have a point.... come on then share, I think they really brighten up the place.

[foot-loose]

I may need more info than "Share"...

Bag For Balls was easy - "boboff" - I don't know how to portray that in a pictorial manner.

[Yudster]

I'd like a banner sig.

[SAV1OUR]

me too, proper cliquey, love it.

[Nicola_Red]

I think I've got a Derren Brown sig banner a friend on another board made for me somewhere...maybe i should use that.

[Yudster]

I imagine foot loose could make something a lot better than Derren Brown! I can sense his inspiration from here!