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By Nicola_Red
#275186
Bag for balls wrote:I think you should "test" the myspace police Nicola......... for purely innocent reasons of course.


Well I do have a pic that would certainly test that policing, one that used to be posted on the message board over at metalsludge...but I get enough myspace messages from weirdos as it is (as chronicled in my blogs), I get the feeling that would open the floodgates!
By Ballbag
#275193
*Bfb googles metalsludge-------------- a massive "Adult content" sign flashes up on his work PC ------------------- Bfb quickly shuts it down and hopes the boss didn't see*
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By Nicola_Red
#275195
Don't worry bfb, the pic isn't on sludge anymore anyway, I think the thread in question died of old age...

these days it just gets sent to people who ask nicely ;)
By Ballbag
#275196
Ask nicely eh?


Gimme gimme gimme?????
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By Nicola_Red
#275198
Hmm. I've heard a lot worse. PM me your email address if ya like and you never know, something may wing its way to you later.

I feel I should apologise to the starter of this thread, it's gone way off course thanks to my shameless attention wh0ring.
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By Zoot
#275199
Dear Miss Red.
It would be very nice to see said picture because I admire the form and subtle tones of the female body. I am in no way a pervert or a 60 year old man who likes wearing long rain coats.
Many thanks.
Yours, Zoot

Is that nice enough? :-D
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By Nicola_Red
#275200
well done zoot, beautifully phrased. see above post.
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By Yudster
#275203
nicola_red wrote:I feel I should apologise to the starter of this thread, it's gone way off course thanks to my shameless attention wh0ring.


Go back to the beginning of the thread, remind yourself what it was about, and understand that no, you absolutely should not be apologising to anyone.
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By Nicola_Red
#275205
Good point Yud. I guess that I'm just happy I have at least a bit of confidence in my appearance, which it seems the thread starter, if indeed the post was genuine, is sadly lacking.
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By Zoot
#275206
Gratz on the Hundredth post! Even is some people around here don't think its important...
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By Nicola_Red
#275207
Ooh aye! Time for a change of av to celebrate.
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By foot-loose
#275209
Bag for balls wrote:shirt potatos.


My mate calls them Zepplins (like the big airship things from WWII)
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By Zoot
#275210
foot-loose wrote:
Bag for balls wrote:shirt potatos.


My mate calls them Zepplins (like the big airship things from WWII)


So are droopy ones Led Zepplins?
hehehe
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By foot-loose
#275212
Zoot wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Bag for balls wrote:shirt potatos.


My mate calls them Zepplins (like the big airship things from WWII)


So are droopy ones Led Zepplins?
hehehe

It reminded me of moyles's game "Battle Nips" from a few years back.

Now that was toilet radio! :lol:
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By Boboff
#275213
I had a Toilet Radio, and the Antenea kept getting stuck up me,,,,,
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By Zoot
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nicola_red wrote:well done zoot, beautifully phrased. see above post.


Well I'd never force a girl to do anything like that, never ever.

However, my email is down the bottom there.... :wink:
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By Boboff
#275217
Come on then guys, how do me and Yudyud have a crack at this signature thing ?
( I have already secretly asked Red Booots and Bounty to email said pictures * Boboff looks furtive and purvy*)
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By foot-loose
#275218
I dont think you should be using them as your sig!
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By Boboff
#275219
you have a point.... come on then share, I think they really brighten up the place.
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By foot-loose
#275221
I may need more info than "Share"...

Bag For Balls was easy - "boboff" - I don't know how to portray that in a pictorial manner.
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By Yudster
#275223
I'd like a banner sig.
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By SAV1OUR
#275224
me too, proper cliquey, love it.
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By Nicola_Red
#275225
I think I've got a Derren Brown sig banner a friend on another board made for me somewhere...maybe i should use that.
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By Yudster
#275227
I imagine foot loose could make something a lot better than Derren Brown! I can sense his inspiration from here!