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By Yudster
#273778
Melody, Harmony - it's all hairspray to me.
By Ballbag
#273779
Actually I've just checked, and there was a Harmony too............ but that was in the days when I didn't watch it.
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By Yudster
#273780
Strange thing is, I have never watched it. Apart from Scott and Charlene's wedding, I saw ten minutes of that one.
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By Zoot
#273784
Weren't thay all in Captain Scarlett?
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By DemonHorse
#273794
charlalottie wrote:Wasn't that Marina? Or Maria? Something that began with an M and ended in an A.


Marina was in Stingray... Melody and Harmony were in CS.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#273803
charlalottie wrote:Melody was Harmony's sister. So she must have been on screen whilst you were watching it because there was many scenes with her and Melody in.


Melody was the fit one that always seemed to be in a bikini wasn't she?
By pinkysibbs
#273837
And then there was good old Uncle Ginger!
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By Quincy
#273841
caroline being a victim
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By Yudster
#273910
And Felicity the perpetrator.
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By foot-loose
#273986
Today I have been thinking that my nipple is sore.
By Ballbag
#273987
foot-loose wrote:Today I have been thinking that my nipple is sore.


Yeah sorry about that, I should have been a bit more gentl..... oh ..... er..... I mean.

How did you do that then?
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By foot-loose
#273990
im not entirly sure - ive started running at the gym (something which I have always said I would never do) and its been stinging for the few days since.

I may need to invent some sort of nipple running cover thing. Or use a plaster, one or t'other!
By Ballbag
#273992
Buy a kinder egg, enjoy the chocolate, and make the toy. Have a rest.

Then get the two halves of the toy container. Use some thin elastic to fashion some form of "bra" for your nipples.

Hey presto, no more jogger's nipple, and it's discrete too.
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By Quincy
#273994
there are nipple plasters you can get i use them when i do the occasional 10k being the fitness elite that i am...
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By foot-loose
#273995
Discreet? I would look like I had the most abnormal nipples in the world. Plus, its only on my right hand side, so that would look bizzare. Then again, I am talking to the only guy who's balls have their own postcode, so im maybe not seeking advice from the right person.
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By Yudster
#274003
I lol'd again! Twice in one visit!
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By foot-loose
#274010
meh, we try our best!

The nipple now appears to be leaking some sort of liquid. I think im lactating.

This is never good.
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By Zoot
#274012
Bag for balls wrote:Buy a kinder egg, enjoy the chocolate, and make the toy. Have a rest.

Then get the two halves of the toy container. Use some thin elastic to fashion some form of "bra" for your nipples.

Hey presto, no more jogger's nipple, and it's discrete too.


You remember when Reeves and Mortimer where good, and they had there own sketch show (the smell of...), that reminded me of when they played those teo Hall and Oates style singers, with the big nipples sticking out of there jumpers...
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By Yudster
#274015
Ok, serious post - foot loose, go to a chemist and get some ointment called Kamillosan. Its a herbal ointment and will help, really it will. And cover your nips when running - if you can't deal with sticking plasters, at least a decent layer of vaseline. Also, until its healed up, if you are running on a treadmill, why not run without your top on? Give the lassies a treat. Once you're all better, consider investing in a lycra running top which won't rub. Also good for the lassies.

I have a special bra for running which seems to deal with the problem, but I doubt you could get one in your size.
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By kendra k
#274021
i don't think i'd want to see blistered man-nips.
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By foot-loose
#274031
haha, i dont think me going topless would go down too well.

I think the plaster idea is the simplest option!
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By Yudster
#274042
Ok, go with the plasters, but get the Kamillosan too, it'll heal you up in no time.