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By Nicola_Red
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Thats funny because I was guessing you were 15 without seeing you.


and pray on what were you basing that assumption?
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By kendra k
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what text you've given us prior to your post about having used sunscreen for 15 years. i'm assuming.
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By Nicola_Red
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kendra k wrote:what text you've given us prior to your post about having used sunscreen for 15 years. i'm assuming.


yes, I have utilised the expressions "lololol", "kewl" and/or "A/S/L" in every post prior to that one.

not really.

I have only 70-odd posts so not a lot to judge on. I hadn't posted in ages til the thread about rallyoke tix on ebay in which I talked about my experiences working in ticketing for several years. I can't see it was that, somehow.
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By kendra k
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nicola, i don't think it was meant as a serious slight at all. it's a message board and i think it was meant sarcastically. didn't you tell me to lighten up a bit in this thread (when you misread my hyperbole)? anyhow.... don't sweat it.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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Shes a redhead Kendra they are all like that its the way they are born.

*hides*
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By Boboff
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Shes a redhead Kendra they are all like that its the way they are born.

*hides*


SO RIGHT

Mr Boboff grew up Ginger !

reddy boots, now I know your 32, you can expect some serious flirty from us old boys.... stick around babe !

*boboff slicks his combe over down with spit, whilst rubbing a creamy stain from his crimplean slacks*
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By Zoot
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wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
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By Nicola_Red
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kendra k wrote:nicola, i don't think it was meant as a serious slight at all. it's a message board and i think it was meant sarcastically. didn't you tell me to lighten up a bit in this thread (when you misread my hyperbole)? anyhow.... don't sweat it.


ah, I know. you're right of course. I cut my teeth on a metal message board where I have been hounded across threads by certain posters for apparently being fat and where a standard response to any opinion is "go eat a dick you * douchenozzle", so I am used to a lot worse than that. and thanks, boboff. course I'll stick around :wink:
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By Nicola_Red
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ooh I got a banned word there! can we not edit our posts on this board? or is it just my browser being rubbish? anyway, I was trying to write 'c0ck smoking'...
By Ballbag
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Zoot wrote:Call me an old fashioned gentleman, but I stick up for ladies...
*holds door open for Yud*



Ooooooh she aint no lady zoot man.
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By DemonHorse
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nicola_red wrote:ooh I got a banned word there! can we not edit our posts on this board? or is it just my browser being rubbish? anyway, I was trying to write '* smoking'...


c0cksmoking?
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By foot-loose
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lol, a "c*cksmoking douchnozzle" is a cracking insult!
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By Nicola_Red
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foot-loose wrote:lol, a "c*cksmoking douchnozzle" is a cracking insult!


Ha, you want to pop over to the message board at http://www.metalsludge.tv, that ain't the half of what some people there come up with. I have a whole new vocabulary at my disposal as a result. not that I get to use it very often in actual real life...except for one word beginning in 'f' and ending in 'ucktard'. I use that quite a lot.
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By foot-loose
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lol f*cktard! love it!

hmmm, on closer inspection - I feel that my sig may not be warmly welcomed over there! It might be a bit ... cheerful for them all!
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By Yudster
#273908
I try not to swear, but it is one of my worst habits. Problem is, I think swearwords are brilliant, they are so expressive. F*cktard is superb, I like that immensely.
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By Walter Sobchak
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Yudster wrote:I try not to swear, but it is one of my worst habits. Problem is, I think swearwords are brilliant, they are so expressive. F*cktard is superb, I like that immensely.


Swear words are great, trouble is I work in a school and swearing = instant dismissal, I think its so we don't upset the parents, the kids know more than i do already! :)

I have a friend in USA who is now infamous across the states for her swearing, as well as some of her views, but she is a really great and extremely clever person.
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By kendra k
#273980
what, really? who?
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By Walter Sobchak
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kendra k wrote:what, really? who?


Melissa McEwan ring any bells?
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By kendra k
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she's a blogger, innit? i think i've read some of her posts.
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By Nicola_Red
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kendra k wrote:she's a blogger, innit? i think i've read some of her posts.


"innit"?? and people have said they assumed from my posts that I was a 15 yr old :lol: just teasing.
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By kendra k
#274149
ha. quite. i'm just a total poseur.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#274266
she says "owt" and "arse" too. The big Englander wannabe.
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By kendra k
#274278
quite.
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By Walter Sobchak
#274303
Yep, that is quite correct kendra.

~wonders if kendra has ever said "gurt big un"~
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By ~JACQUI~
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Hehe what on Earth did I start here?