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By foot-loose
#272184
**open bottle**
**drink contents**
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By Sidders
#272204
I'd go to the pub.
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By foot-loose
#272215
nah, id stick with my bottle.

Quicker and more cost effective!
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By Walter Sobchak
#272228
reminds me of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

FORD
Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world’s about to end.

The BARTENDER looks at FORD a tad questioningly over his glasses, but FORD is staring out the window. The BARTENDER looks at ARTHUR instead, but ARTHUR shrugs helplessly and looks at FORD. The BARTENDER looks down at the glass he is polishing and simply begins preparing their drinks.

BARTENDER
Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it. Going to the match this afternoon?

FORD stares at the BARTENDER.

FORD
Well, no.

BARTENDER
What’s that, forgone conclusion, you reckon? Arsenal without a chance?

FORD
No, no, it’s just that the world’s about to end.

BARTENDER
Oh, yes, sir, so you said.

The BARTENDER stares over his glasses at FORD as he prepares the drinks. FORD stares back. The BARTENDER looks back down.

BARTENDER
Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did.

FORD looks a bit confused. FORD frowns.

FORD
No, not really.

The BARTENDER takes a deep breath, then looks back up at FORD.

BARTENDER
Alright, then, six pints.

:lol:
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By ~JACQUI~
#273094
I love that song :)

Dunno, lie on the floor, or stick a bag over my head or something...

:)
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By Zoot
#273098
Scream very loudly
By Ballbag
#273099
I'd try and run a mile.
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By Zoot
#273100
Haha, very clever
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By Boboff
#273101
I would start a new thread on here asking people what they are doing at the moment.
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By Sidders
#273110
foot-loose wrote:in four minutes?

I'd drive up there, obviously I'm not going to have to worry about getting home. Probably just have time to sink a pint.

Also foot-loose, why are you worried about being cost effective? You're going to die anyway.
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By Yudster
#273112
He's Scottish.
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By Sidders
#273138
Lol good point Yudster.
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By MK Chris
#273186
Sidders was that a serious 'lol'? I'm disappointed.
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By Sidders
#273197
Can people not lol from time to time?
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By MK Chris
#273200
I didn't have you down as one of the lol brigade.
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By Yudster
#273208
"lol" has become a cliche - I only use it if I have actually properly laughed out loud, spontaneously. But I'd rather use something different, lol is a bit.....don't know, but it is.
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By MK Chris
#273224
I associate it with 12 year old girls, and it's another txt spk abbreviation.
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By Odin
#273249
A would try and go underground, if not, and am working, am making punch :D , including all the contents of my bar :) , so even if a dont make it underground, am already out me face
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By foot-loose
#273276
Yudster wrote:He's Scottish.

Sidders wrote:Lol good point Yudster.


:evil:

**sulks and doesn't offer to buy anyone a drink**
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#273320
Way to prove the point wrong.
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By kendra k
#273340
lollzy
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By foot-loose
#273356
charlalottie wrote:*whistles flower of Scotland as I don't know the words for foot-loose's sake*

Cheer up.


**starts singing**

"O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see, Your like again,
That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him, Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward, Tae think again. "


Whata CHOON

:D

(lololol etc)