[Yudster]

The sun just came out here, and I feel exactly the same. Mind you, the birds have been flapping around cheeping "shag me shag me" for weeks, it seems to me. Breeding season gets earlier every year. Several species are breeding all year round now.

But the Colchester Council daffodils are flowering, lots of trees seem to have blossom on already, so yes, I agree, its Spring.

[Yudster]

I have crocuses in my garden. I don't like them, they are such acidic, unnatural looking colours. I dig more and more up every year, but I never seem to get them all!

[SAV1OUR]

I'll give yer a tip, choose carefully your fabric conditioner, it might not be real, but you'll make yourself feel springly-as-yer-like come rain or shine. Boboff has the right idea too, with his love of yuletide which normally features 11 months of the year on his avatar. Give that Dave a run for his money on dragons den anyday.

[Yudster]

I miss boboff's Santa avatar.

[Yudster]

He usually has it as Santa all year, then changes it to something else at Christmas. Just to be Boboffly different. I think he should get a Bobinogs avatar.

[SAV1OUR]

So you're feeling springy because of fabric conditioner?

Not only fabric conditioner my dear, theres the wonderful array of Fairy washing up liquid gimmicks - I am currently working my way through the 'zest' variety.

*blows you a bubble*

[SAV1OUR]

*pops bubble*

Thank you for my bubble Mr Saviour.

You are most welcome my poppet. We must share the joy, for there is lots to be had! Galliantly pop along to your local superstore of choice and acquire yourself these products.

I think it was buy two get one free on the Fairy delights, yes thats what it was, it was.

[SAV1OUR]

No I must never do that, I've just realised that the bubble we shared earlier had previously been resting upon my chicken curry plate from Monday night. Bad bad bubble, die, you were right to terminate him.

[Zoot]

I had chicken curry sandwiches for dinner today.
Yummy

[SAV1OUR]

You gave me a chicken curry bubble?

I must be hung drawn and quartered for such an act, it heaps shame on our happy spring bridge of peace and happiness we have built here.

But theres more developments, I have just had a word with my memory, and it would appear a coincidence has transpired with the mention of a Mr Boboff.... Last year we proposed the idea of sharing a pint down in London in Chris's watering hole, but, wait for it, the proposed time of year for this meet was.......EASTERTIME! I never even meant to bring boboff into the conversation for that reason either.

[Zoot]

bet you've never said that before

[Zoot]

There should be a word for that, when you say a sentence that, although quite sensible in the correct context, is so random and so bizzare you only say it maybe once in a lifetime, and perhaps even nobody has ever said it before.

If there isn't a weird, can i have baggseys? From now on, it'll be called a Zootism.

[Zoot]

Then it's official.
I'm famous!

[SAV1OUR]

Don't beat yourself up about it. I like chicken curry, I like bubbles therefore it's all good. So it's springtime and you're going to have a pint with Mr Boboff. Lovely.

If it goes ahead I hope I do not hayfeverly' sneeze in his pint while we are surrounded by all the birds and rabbits fumbling around in the bushes, shaking their thing in the beer garden, every year these animals deny their lustful lifestyles and shamelessly hide behind the excuse of "We were searching for the treasure hidden in the garden, if we find an egg, we win!"

[Zoot]

Hmmm, good point.
[yell] HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME. I'VE INVENTED A WORD! COME WORSHIP ME [/yell]

That should do the trick.

[Yudster]

You're having a very poetic day Saviour, have you found your muse in Charlalottie?

[Yudster]

I think he is just inspired by your infectious and slightly kooky happiness.

[Yudster]

Well it might not be the best word available, but it was all that I could manage..........

[SAV1OUR]

It is parrot day for the Saviour. He is dancing merrily back and forth from the washing machine to the sink, I'm very giddy, I like it when I'm in this mood, when I think of my moods I think of parrots and ponds too, Imma make me the most of it, but how can it be? Its a wednesday?? Ahh, I remember, its Orange Wednesday! A day when you can go to the cinema for free courtesy of the phone company, and I think I took things a little too literally, dancing like I do, clutching the liquid with my yellow rubber gloves on. Me being a drinker I probably thought that the converted mood of my kitchen from curry and dumplings on my plate to a summery aroma would mess with my ahead, thus resulting in the me losing my marbles, maybe I thought it was one of those alcopops you can get in pubs.

I'm off to drink lots of water!

(If this were true I would now be being carted off in a straitjacket, but no I'm just trying to impress .net's resident national lottie with my parrotness and pondness, I am inspired by your sig's theory!)

[SAV1OUR]

Ohhh, I wondered why you started rambling about parrots.

Dont get me started on rambling, ooh rambling such a thing, I could write an essay. *flaps around a pond thinking to myself that I've covered good ground on the Spring front*

I've just had a brainwave though, perhaps I could enjoy the weather I have spoken of, by leaving the computer for a while, maybe? Spring comes but once a year..

..Officially, that is!..

[Vivienne]

Spring has sprung... I have seen crocuses and daffodils. I would like to now see blossoms on trees, as I am tired of being presented with twigs.

[Yudster]

There is much blossom already down here Viv. Give it another week or so, as long as it doesn't snow again.....

[Quincy]

i saw desmonds

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Ohh did you say hello to Porkpie?

[Yudster]

Oh now that was a good programme, I remember that.