[Odin]

Just over 4 and a half YEARS, give or take a few months. No worries but, went to the pub one day, woke up like this, but am back now :D :D . A Have still been listing to Moyles for all that time, and even got meself on Mytunes with JK and Joel :D , well long time away from reality is when ya start working with drink, but a thought ad just show everybody this blast from the past, one a made earlier, before the Breakfast Show :roll:

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtop ... highlight=

and to quote myself, am back outa the shadows :D

[SAV1OUR]

Joooseph, Jooooseph, iss it realllyy yooouuu?

[foot-loose]

Just over 4 and a half YEARS, give or take a few months. No worries but, went to the pub one day, woke up like this, but am back now . A Have still been listing to Moyles for all that time, and even got meself on Mytunes with JK and Joel , well long time away from reality is when ya start working with drink, but a thought ad just show everybody this blast from the past, one a made earlier, before the Breakfast Show

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtop ... highlight=

and to quote myself, am back outa the shadows

I dont understand what your on about, but yer a fellow Glaswegian, so Ill just wave at you.

**waves**

[SAV1OUR]

Its early, my head hurts, please lets just wave at each other, make our excuses and leave, and forget how we got here, I think thats the best thing all round. *yawns*

[Yudster]

Another Scot. Just what we need....! Nice to make your acquaintance.

[Yudster]

I know, and there is the wall and everything.....what went wrong?!

[SAV1OUR]

Did they get hot water eventually?

And, also, do they all eat baked beans? (for 4 weeks now)

[SAV1OUR]

was that a parody? I now realise that 'The View' were not based on the baked beans parody and that it was all about Chris. "Oh man I luurrve de beans" (Thats my Marjorie Dawes impression btw)

[Yudster]

No, the Scots eat Haggis and deep-fried Mars bars. Nothing else.

[Yudster]

Nigella deep fries Bounty bars. But then she's posh as.

[Zoot]

I hate coconut, but quite like Bountys.
Am I weird?

[SAV1OUR]

I love pizza but hate pineapples, the pizza goes right in the bin if I have mis-ordered. Its a me thing, only me hates pineapples on pizzas, even if I'm so hungry as to remove every single one I still feel like gagging, a very traumatic affair.

[Zoot]

My girlfriend hates anything with a tomatoy sauce (bolognaise, lasagne, Chilli etc) but puts Ketchup on everything...
Now thats weird.

[SAV1OUR]

My girlfriend hates anything with a tomatoy sauce (bolognaise, lasagne, Chilli etc) but puts Ketchup on everything...
Now thats weird.

I love ketchup I love brown sauce, me and the condiments cupboard are very happy campers. But, today, something upset the apple sauce cart. I was just making myself a nice lunch and reached into my faithful..trusted condiments cupboard for a bit of the old side addition. And then..disaster struck, the HP sauce fell to my feet. (cue dramatic music)

Until today, I was a huge fan of squeezy bottles, they replaced the glass ones perfectly, squeezing is better than accidently battering the tall person's chin when they're stood behind you while you shake so hard. That is of course until the squeezy bottle gets low, next to empty. ENTER:- The accused HP sauce. This sauce had to be stored upside down where the neck of the bottle is less steady on its feet.

My verdict? Squeezy doesnt work, I fell for it, years of hurt, how could something I love so much whether it be Hellmans mustard mayonaise or thousand island betray me so? Seems I have to cut the bottle open at the bottom to get my moneys worth.

I will overcome.

[Yudster]

HP Sauce is revolting. And it looks like diarrhoea. Mr Yudster is a fervent supporter of the HP though - I wonder if it is a Manchester thing?!

[Yudster]

Well you would think so, but I wouldn't suggest that you ever try giving Daddies Sauce to anyone who says they want HP. Things will certainly get ugly.

[Ballbag]

HP sauce, named so because it was used early on in the houses of parliment itself. Although it was invented in Nottingham.

That's your Wednesday fact, fact fans.

[Yudster]

And that, my dear Charlalottie, is a Zootism!

[SAV1OUR]

Well you would think so, but I wouldn't suggest that you ever try giving Daddies Sauce to anyone who says they want HP. Things will certainly get ugly.

There is hope on the horizon, HP has done more for the male ego than Daddies. For the offending HP was indeed a BBQ HP, for that time of the year when the man needs to impress in the garden while cooking the meat, if he effs up then sauce may save the day, they wont feel like they're being poisoned by undercooked grub that way.

[Yudster]

Give me time, I'll get the hang of it eventually.

[Yudster]

I like it. I like it a lot.

[Zoot]

And that, my dear Charlalottie, is a Zootism!

Yay!

[Sidders]

Just over 4 and a half YEARS, give or take a few months. No worries but, went to the pub one day, woke up like this, but am back now . A Have still been listing to Moyles for all that time, and even got meself on Mytunes with JK and Joel , well long time away from reality is when ya start working with drink, but a thought ad just show everybody this blast from the past, one a made earlier, before the Breakfast Show

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtop ... highlight=

and to quote myself, am back outa the shadows

Who are you?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm more concerned that that young fly-by-night Yudster is already referring to the board as "we".

[Quincy]

adam sounds like a right knob in that thread