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By Zoot
#272622
Makes no difference! The smell lingers!
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By Yudster
#272630
Or just soap, in sufficient quantities!
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By Zoot
#272632
You sound like my mother, Yudster...
You'll be calling me by my full name and telling me not to wake my father when I come home at night next...
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By Zoot
#272634
Yay - just got my second star!
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By Zoot
#272642
And... This is my 100th post!!!

I kinda feel like I've wasted it now...
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By DemonHorse
#272645
boboff wrote:
Zoot wrote:
Yudster wrote:I'm going to be even more controversial and say that the best crisp/snack food available is....Twiglets.


Its a pity they don't do the worcester sauce flavour twiglets anymore. Also, the thing with twiglets is when you wake up in the morning after eating them your fingers smell horrible!


Do you know I have been wondering what that was, only eat them when Iam p1ssed, Thank you for solving that one....


A bit like a kebab then, in the way people only eat it when p1553d
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By Yudster
#272646
Zoot wrote:You sound like my mother, Yudster...
You'll be calling me by my full name and telling me not to wake my father when I come home at night next...


My profoundest apologies. Its an occupational hazard.
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By kendra k
#272647
just so you all know, my radioactive pee didn't glow.
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By Yudster
#272649
Oh no! Well, you should make my beetroot salad, that will at least make it glow red, and you could pretend.
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By pjordan2000
#272652
Zoot wrote:Pickled onion Monster Munch are the best crisps in the world. End of.


Bit late for me to reply zoot, but i'm glad someone is on my wave length! Oh and congrats on your second star.....i'm still waiting!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#272655
charlalottie wrote:Asparagus makes pee glow.


Vimto makes your vomit purple. Also if I drink nothing but coffee my wee smells kind of smokey.
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By kendra k
#272663
i love beet root salad- some different types of fresh beets, a vinaigrette. yum. i want some asparagus tonight.
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By Yudster
#272707
Trebor Extra Strong Mints make your pee smell of peppermint. You have to eat quite a lot in a short space of time though.
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By Zoot
#272708
It's weird when you take a pee in the morning after a night out and it smells like Sugar Puffs...
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By SAV1OUR
#272709
and when I put 5 of em in bottle of coke they make me smell of coke.
By Ballbag
#272711
Isn't that mentos........ and isn't that diet coke?
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By SAV1OUR
#272712
I knew I should have consulted scott mills pages from last year when they did it. I need someone to help me make a coke rocket again just like I used to do when I was a kid.
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By Zoot
#272713
Talking about Hygine smells, why do your ball bags seem to be attracting those cats on you Siggy Mr Bag 'o Balls?
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By SAV1OUR
#272715
Zoot wrote:Talking about Hygine smells, why do your ball bags seem to be attracting those cats on you Siggy Mr Bag 'o Balls?


Oh I've just worked it out, it seems cats sniff bums aswell as dogs, I've gotta be honest I thought that was the incredible hulk's crumpled bum you were standing on when I first saw it, but thats the greatness that is art for you.
By Ballbag
#272716
Mr Zoot, they're called Lionel and Elton, my two moggies. The inspiration was foot-loose being pictured with his dog.

Now you say that though, it does lead to other suggestions as you've just pointed out. But I can assure you that I am as fresh as a daisy. The receptionist even said I smelt nice this morning when I came in to work.


Re: mentos and diet coke....... check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znoSaHwbHYg
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By SAV1OUR
#272722
I'm likin that marvellous experimento. Just had a thought, would it work with ZERO sugar? Reason I ask is coz I wanna drench that irritating bloke from the Zero Sugar advert.
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By SAV1OUR
#272869
Ahh, the one decent show Murdoch makes, Brainiac, and just as I'm getting into all this scientific malarkey he announces hes poo pooing Freeview because we dont prescribe to his Sky medicine, such a..a.a..a SHAME (not)

Well done Hammond at TRIC by the way, I was on the BBC news site before, and last I checked they said Moyles won 3 awards! That was nice of them.
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By Zoot
#272919
Why does the little icon up in address bar up there somewhere^^^^ Look like a fat faced Adolf Hitler?
I think that every time...
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By SAV1OUR
#272926
It always gives me evils, ignore it, wish they'd change it once in a while, or it might jump out and start frog-marching telling everyone off for being too honest, just like the real Chris.
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By Vivienne
#273638
Today I have thought about how bored I am. Also the fact I feel a bit cold.
Also: Life on Mars is on tonight! :-)