[Zoot]

Nacho, nacho man, he's gonna be a nacho man...

[foot-loose]

wheesht you two - your disturbing my serious "eat protein" post!

[Zoot]

Tesco tesco man, he's gonna be...

Sorry Mr loose, it won't happen again...

[foot-loose]

Judging by Zoom's response of "Tesco, Tesco Man" I think I got involved at the right moment!

[DemonHorse]

To be fair, I think we'd already exhausted them at Gazpacho Man....

[Yudster]

Paxo, Paxo man, he's gona be a Paxo man....The Rooster Booster!

[Zoot]

Come off it - there's loads!

Rolo, Rolo man, I'm gonna be a Rolo man

Polo, Polo Man, I'm gonna be a Polo man

Jello, Jello man, I'm gonna be a Jello man...

Oh and Footie, I'm not named after a space ship shaped ice lolly you know...

[foot-loose]

SHHHH

we are onto another page now for gods sake!

Rychu (sp?) is gonna be eating Peanut Butter and dying of a heart attack within ten years!

That said, he is in Edinburgh - the life expectancy cant be brilliant at the best of times!

[foot-loose]

**gives up and goes to get on with work**

[Zoot]

Haribo, haribo man, I'm gonna be a haribo man...

[Yudster]

I think to be a genuine contender, the word needs to do more than just end in "o". The first syllable needs to have a short "a" sound in ot, and the central consonant should be a hard sound. "Haribo" has too many syllables, it doesn't fit, also "chorizo", "Jello" doesn't work at all. "Oxo" is better, but the first syllable is wrong really.

I was thinking along the lines of going down the pharmaceutical route to get muscles - which would take us to "Glaxo, Glaxo man!"

[Zoot]

Tut tut, everyone's a critic...

[foot-loose]

You were doing fine with Nacho and Gazpacho. You should have quit while ahead!

Ps - Sorry Zoom

[Zoot]

No problem Loot-Foose...

[foot-loose]

No problem Loot-Foose...

[DemonHorse]

You were doing fine with Nacho and Gazpacho. You should have quit while ahead!

Ps - Sorry Zoom

Indeed...

[Zoot]

What's everybody's preferences when it comes to sprouts?

I personally really like sprouts, it's not christmas without sprouts...

[SAV1OUR]

But only with sauce, then it goes down like something out of Quality Street, I might run that one by Dragons Den, a HP or Ketchup variety box of sweets, kind of like what Walkers have done introducing a Gourment outlet of snacks, and Indian cousine too.

[Zoot]

I understood none of that.

[SAV1OUR]

That sounds very odd. Also quite disgusting too and I like a lot of odd food combinations, so that says something.

You'll not be saying that when I'm the champion of the working classes down every boozer in britain theres not only McCoys and nuts and pork scratchings to choose from you get your tea and yer choccie in one bag! Have a bite inbetween swigs! Kind of like McCoys followed by Revels. The only difference in this snack revolution is that my product would be like a wash n go solution, all in one din dins.

But all genius is flawed. If you only eat out of a bag, how would you get a wonderful Spring aroma when theres no washing up to be done?

Cant have everything in this world!

[Zoot]

When I was at Uni, we came up with the ultimate food:
When you are out drinking, and it's last orders, what 2 things do you want most?
Thats right, a Kebab and more Alcohol.
So why don'y you kill 2 birds with one stone (and possibly your liver) with Zoot's new range of Alco-babs!
All the taste and grease of Abdul's eatery, with alcohol level of white lightening!

[Zoot]

You seem the kind of person who would like prawn crackers and cream eggs. A oriental Easter time treat that is.

Zootism!

[Zoot]

Then you are a strange lady.

and you missed your 400 post ding!

[SAV1OUR]

You seem the kind of person who would like prawn crackers and cream eggs. A oriental Easter time treat that is.

How on earth did you know??

Oh the shame..

I wish Samaritans would start answering my calls, otherwise a harrassment charity might be called in.

[Yudster]

I like sprouts, but of the five inhabitants of Yudster Acres only myself and Miss Yudster like them, and we are outnumbered by Mr Yudster, Master Yudster Senior and Master Yudster Junior, who insiste we are only allowed to have them in the house at Christmas.

And food combinations - I can really recommend cheddar cheese spread with marmalade. Honest, try it!