[pinkysibbs]

No im afraid im a morrissons shopper!

[pinkysibbs]

oh dear im doomed!!

[Sidders]

More reasons to shop at Morrisons.

[pinkysibbs]

lol

[DemonHorse]

Yeah I can see their next offer.

"We guarantee our beef is dead and ghostless, or your money back"

[Boboff]

I had a bottle opener once, a simpson one, which did a Barnie Burp when you opened a bottle, if you had one of these which made a cow sound, and it had become wedged in you drawer between a can opener, and some of those little prick things you spear the end of corn on the cob with, they may well be causing the bottle opener to think it's opening a bottle and then mooing ?

Or if you have a cow phone, and you leave it on the on position after finishing a call, then instead of the high pitched noice you get with BT, maybe you get a Moo sound ?

Just a thought or two

[Yudster]

You don't by any chance buy Cravendale milk, do you?

[Ballbag]

It could be a pudding in the fridge?

Have you checket to see if you've got any moose............. get it........ moo's............... get it.......... moo......... like a cow.

Muhahahhahahahahahaha...............muhahahahahahaha...........hahahhaahahaha.............hahahahah......hahaha......haha........ha.............ha.......................a.

I'll get my cyber coat.

[Yudster]

Damn you Baggie, you stretched the page with your maniacal cackle.

[Ballbag]

Apologies, at first I was laughing at my gag......... and then it turned into a desperate laugh at myself.

[DemonHorse]

better get in the online AA then

[pinkysibbs]

Ah poor BFB we all still love ya!maybe your meet Britney on your way into rehab!

[Yudster]

Have I missed something? Did Baggie shave something he shouldn't have?!

[pinkysibbs]

he has just gone abit like Joss stone(crackers!)

[Ballbag]

whoooa there ladies...... I'm sound of mind and sexy of body......... there's nowt wrong with me.



Incidently, and massively off topic, Mrs Ballbag this evening has put on a DVD that she's borrowed off a friend...... High School Musical.

Intestingly although it's only 15 minutes in, I can officially delcare it the WORST FILM EVER. My eyes, ears and brain hurt from watching it.

Now where's those clippers.

[foot-loose]

Surely the clue is in the title?

[DemonHorse]

Is it like a crap (and less rocky) version of School Of Rock?

[Ballbag]

No it's a blatent attempt at a modern Grease....... it's just never going to compete.


"Grease is the word, is the word that they heard, it's got groove, it's got meaning....... Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion, Grease is the way we are feeling."

*Bfb struts to the toilet............... Travolta style*

[Boboff]

and pees on his flares

[Ballbag]

Was that you in the cubical then?

I thought I'd got away with it.

[Yudster]

I've missed some more - Baggie has shaved Joss Stone?!

[foot-loose]

I didnt like grease.

All the girls shouted at me when i said that!

[Zoot]

So have we solved the Moo Mystery (Moostery maybe?) then?

[Ballbag]

Another thing, BfB has cubicals in his bathroom?

I'm actually at work, and yes we do have cubicals. Only a recent addition mind, it was ok before hand in my eyes, all open plan and that. I found it very social. Alas some of the women started complaining. Next they'll be wanting their own toilets.

[Ballbag]

If you can carry it off charlalottie, then it looks as natural as a fish swimming......... and I my friend know how to strut.