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By Yudster
#272042
SaviourOfReviews wrote:Oh you mean because you like Posh, nah each to their own, although your avatar doesnt do her much justice surely, only kidding.


No, I mean I warned you it was a boring story!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#272141
Topher wrote:Methinks Viv has fallen into the tabloid trap of being obsessed by all celebrities and how they look.


You aren't? I always need to know how Preston from the Ordinary Boys is looking these days.
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By Yudster
#272323
Very very skinny.
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By SAV1OUR
#272326
Yudster wrote:Very very skinny.


Well he knows what he needs to do then. Get a punchbag, stick the public schoolboy that is Simon Amstell upon it. That'll perk the thin skinned little thing up.
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By Yudster
#272338
Would you dislike Simon Amstell if he had been to a comprehensive?
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By SAV1OUR
#272352
Yudster wrote:Would you dislike Simon Amstell if he had been to a comprehensive?


Salt of the earth that Simon Amstell.
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By Yudster
#272370
Really? I've only ever seen him on Buzzcocks, which I think he does quite well - what else has he done?
By Ballbag
#272371
He was the Sunday morning T4 presenter. You know Sunday mornings on Channel 4 where they have two irritating presenters introduce about 5 hours of Hollyoaks, interspersed with the odd song or band interview. He did that.
Amstell was replaced with another curly haired chap when he left.
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By Yudster
#272375
It must be quite hard to do that job and come across as anything other than an irritating twerp, to be honest.
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By DemonHorse
#272378
2 and a half hours of hollyoaks (i.e the Omnibus of the week's eps) stretched to 5 hours with pre-recorded links and other assorted crap in between... yep sounds like sunday morning channel 4 to me.
By Ballbag
#272380
Mrs Ballbag insists on watching it........... I usually busy myself with a pipe and the Sunday papers in the conservatory.
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By Yudster
#272394
How did he do that? Not that it would seem too difficult these days.......
By Ballbag
#272397
He repeatidly punched her in the face.
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By Yudster
#272401
Well, I'm sure he had good reason.
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By Boboff
#272405
There is never a good reason to resort to violence Yuddy Mummy, you have been hanging around with the bad Savior crowd again haven't you !
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By Yudster
#272416
Of course not, you're absolutely right. What was I thinking?
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By foot-loose
#272485
boboff wrote:There is never a good reason to resort to violence Yuddy Mummy, you have been hanging around with the bad Savior crowd again haven't you !


Im not sure if you were listening - he was punching Britney Spears. Thats allowed!