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By pinkysibbs
#272047
For the last few months every now and then in my kitchen I can hear a cow mooing!Its driving me barmy as I dont know where this noise is coming from its only now and then but there are no cows nearby so has anybody got any clues to what it is!?
Sorry this is abit random but im worried if I dont find the answer soon then Mr Pinkysibbs will call for the men in white coats because he thinks im going mad!!
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By Yudster
#272048
I had a similar thing when in my living room every now and then I could hear someone making a big kissing noise, you know like "mmmmwahh!" Turned out to be a possessed teddy bear. Your little 'un hasn't lost a mooing toy, has he?!
By pinkysibbs
#272049
The funny thing is his nickname is Moo so I shouldnt be annoyed at the sound.But as far as I know he hasnt got any mooing toys so maybe my fridge or cooker is possessed!
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By Yudster
#272050
Does your dog or cat have issues with its species orientation?
By pinkysibbs
#272052
Im afraid I no longer have my dog,she lives with the inlaws as I work full time now.She was as barmy as me,I had to take her to the vet when I was pregnant as she would'nt eat and kept hiding under the bed. The vet said she was suffering from a phantom pregnancy,she even started producing milk!So she had to take some tablets for a while and then we had her spayed.Such a weird thing to happen.
So back to the topic it cant be any animals making the noise!
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By DemonHorse
#272060
pinkysibbs wrote:maybe my fridge or cooker is possessed!


That's not the kind of behaviour you get from the average domestic appliance. Do you have a demonic dog-thing in your fridge like in Ghostbusters?
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By MK Chris
#272067
DemonHorse wrote:
pinkysibbs wrote:maybe my fridge or cooker is possessed!


That's not the kind of behaviour you get from the average domestic appliance. Do you have a demonic dog-thing in your fridge like in Ghostbusters?

Ahh, Zuul.
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By Yudster
#272068
Pinky, can we just confirm that you actually definitely don't have a cow in your kitchen? You haven't just overlooked it?
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By Yudster
#272073
Well it IS Pinky, you know what she's like................
By pinkysibbs
#272074
Cheers Yudster love you too!!Well apart from some mince in the freezer I can confirm I have no cows hiding in my kitchen!As my kitchen is pink im pretty sure id spot them!
So what the hell is it?
By pinkysibbs
#272077
Yeah il check under the grapes!
By pinkysibbs
#272081
Or cravendale milk!But no most times I hear the cow is in the morning when the tv is off so cant be an advert
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By DemonHorse
#272082
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
By pinkysibbs
#272085
What do you mean Demonhorse?
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By DemonHorse
#272087
Have you or any of your family ever seen a sppok, spectre or ghost?


/is now ceasing Ghostbusters references....
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By DemonHorse
#272088
*spook even
By pinkysibbs
#272089
No to the hearing problems,yes to the drugs but they are only for my paranoia!Seriously though I might sound barmy but I really can hear mooing and I just want to know where from!
By pinkysibbs
#272090
No spooks or ghosts as far as im aware!Where's Derek Acorah when you need him!
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By MK Chris
#272092
Seriously, how is anyone here going to have a clue, having never been anywhere near your house, if you don't? Also if your kitchen is pink I feel sorry for your other half.
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By Loudmouthed_Cutie
#272096
well at least you dont hear your 86 year old neighbours having fun in the bedroom!! its the most awful thing in the world i have to sleep with the radio on sometimes....
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By MK Chris
#272097
I'll be happy if I can still get it up at that age.
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By foot-loose
#272100
Im glad I missed this thread today. I would have got too involved.
By pinkysibbs
#272101
Well I thought id ask in case anyone else had experienced anything similar!Sorry for asking Topher!
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By kendra k
#272107
i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.