Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By Yudster
#271944
I've been in a meeting - have I missed much?
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By foot-loose
#271982
It seems to be sig talk again.

BFB is churning out new sigs again, Quincy is copying him. Both are using MS Paint.

BFB has complained that my dog doesn't get enough action in mine so I am going to detach my leg and stick it in her mouth (foot-loose syle).

Other than that, we are all hard at work!

Oh, and Viv is getting slated for something again.
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By Vivienne
#271988
I'm getting slated for the grinning faces.... :-) :-) :-) :-)
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By Yudster
#271991
Situation normal then? Oh no, its not me doing the slating - thats not normal! This is the New Nice Me. Do you like it?
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By Vivienne
#271993
Brilliant.
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By foot-loose
#271994
Start your clocks people

T - Four Weeks!
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By Vivienne
#271995
T in the Park?
By Ballbag
#271996
What's T - four weeks?
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By foot-loose
#272000
ach, she had the painters in and was grumpy.

although, it seems my joke was too sublime for people.
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By SAV1OUR
#272002
Been eatin baked beans?
By Ballbag
#272003
Aaaah yes, well my outlook calendar's set to remind me four days prior to the event.
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By foot-loose
#272011
Bag for balls wrote:Aaaah yes, well my outlook calendar's set to remind me four days prior to the event.


the bizzare thing is that I believe you!
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By Yudster
#272059
How would one go about being Hawaii?
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By Yudster
#272066
I knew it was Book Day yesterday, Master Yudster Junior had to take his favourite book to Nursery. I'm not sure they were too impressed with his choice of either the Big Cook Little Cook 2007 Annual or his other current favourite, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, which I am currently reading to him at bedtime. But he is very definite about his likes and dislikes, and he likes those.
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By MK Chris
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It's better than Playboy Annual 2007. Well it's not, but possibly for a child it would be.
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By Yudster
#272072
Now that was funny! Master Yudster Junior's excuse is he is only three years old - what was theirs?!
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By MK Chris
#272095
No my favourite books are true crime stories; Fred and Rose, Shipman, John Wayne Gacy, Cosa Nostra type stories, that kind of thing.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#272144
Hmm Topher is from the wrong side of the tracks. Your missus will have to ditch you to further her career!
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By kendra k
#272148
don't you all know that books are dead? come on people!

i'm currently reading "goodbye to all that." i'm thinking bout getting into dying and heroism.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#272153
I'm reading "Glue" it helps me understand our Scottish comrades. I just read Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha. I never laughed once.
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By MK Chris
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Hmm Topher is from the wrong side of the tracks. Your missus will have to ditch you to further her career!

Haha I find it interesting, I don't indulge in it. I wouldn't put it past some people on here though *cough* Sidders the Secret Psycho *cough*
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By foot-loose
#272186
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:I'm reading "Glue" it helps me understand our Scottish comrades. I just read Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha. I never laughed once.


Wikipedia wrote:Glue is a novel by Scottish writer Irvine Welsh. Glue tells the stories of four Scottish boys over several decades, through the use of different perspectives and different voices. Glue addresses sex, drugs, violence, and other social problems in Scotland through the lives of four boys. The title refers not to the abuse of adhesives, but the metaphorical glue holding the four together through changing times.

The four main characters of Glue are Terry Lawson (Juice Terry), Billy Birrell (Business Birrell), Andrew Galloway (Gally), Carl Ewart (DJ N-Sign). We first meet them as small children in 1970, then as teenagers around 1980, as young men around 1990, and as men in their late thirties around 2000

I've never heard of this novel. Ill be checking it out though. Is it worth a read?
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By Boboff
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How do you do this Footie, half three and quotes and research, take it you didn't pull, or did you have a nubile young thing next to you gagging for it as you typed this ?
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By foot-loose
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Unfortunaltly, my dog has enough problems trying to get out her basket let alone start replying to forums at that time of day.

boboff wrote:How do you do this Footie, half three and quotes and research, take it you didn't pull, or did you have a nubile young thing next to you gagging for it as you typed this ?

Minimal pulling occurred. Brilliant night min you.
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