[Vivienne]

What do you think of the "do"? I actually quite like it on her !! Apparently it's to give her a sun-kissed Californian look, with the move to America and all!!

[Ballbag]

What's a "do" in this context?


I thought a "do" was like a party, or shin-dig. I wasn't aware that she had a new party planned, but I'll look out for it.


(confused smiley face)

[Vivienne]

A "do" = "hairdo".... obviously you're not down with tha' fashion.

[Quincy]

even i knew that one

[Ballbag]

I like the signature mincy.


Oh, and Re "do" I had a good guess in mind, I was just using the art of pedantic-ness to highlight Viv's quite often use of colloquial slang, that is not always widely known.

It's Friday, I'm just feeling mischievous.

[Quincy]

you cheeky scamp you!

[Yudster]

Yes, I do like it Viv - and here I will confess that I am in the tiny minority of people who actually quitel like Victoria Beckham - she's a bit thin, but she is absolutely beautiful, and seems (obviously I haven't met her - although I have spoken to her on the phone, but that's another story, Gaspode.....) really really nice.

*Hides in corner to escape the tirades of abuse from the Posh-Haters*

[Vivienne]

WOW! Taking 'phone calls from V.B.! And what is your job then?

[Quincy]

do dish out the goss yuddy

[Ballbag]

WOW! Taking 'phone calls from V.B.! And what is your job then?

Some sort of maid?


"Yud yud, get up here right now with a stick of celery, I'm hungry and havent' eaten all day"

"Yes, maam, whatever you say maam"

"and Yudyud, bring me a chamber pot, I need to curl one off but don't fancy leaving the bed......... and remember, leave it all at the door"

"Yes maan, right away maam".

[foot-loose]

Im curious now Yuddy - what is your employment?

[Ballbag]

Oooh the Gas man's gonna have a field day Yudyud, they've all bitten the bait.

[Yudster]

It's be hard to wipe anyone's bum over the phone I think......

[Vivienne]

Must be a PR type job.

[SAV1OUR]

Whenever I think of the mentioned stick insect I think of Paul the voice over guy's 'Happy Face' skit. Permanent anorexia related PMT she has. Shes made a living out of it recently, she used to talk once upon a time now all we hear is posh this posh that, I dont get it, shes a mother and would it hurt to appear less than perfect for once? Yes it seems. Anyway over to you Yud.

[Quincy]

i would still drill her though

[Vivienne]

She'd fall to bits.

[SAV1OUR]

Viv, I suggest you take lots of pies round the Beckhams, that would be a job well done.

[Vivienne]

The pies are in my tummy.

[Yudster]

Must be a PR type job.

No, I used to do that kind of thing but for much less famous people! And lets face it, with me doing their PR, they were going to stay that way.

I think actually at the time she was still Victoria Adams, although she had at least one of the children already. It was an ecological matter relating to the property at Sawbridgeworth - they needed some advice and none other than Ms Adams (I am pretty sure it was pre-marriage, not 100%) called herself. Could have knocked me down with a feather. She called, asked some questions, I answered them, she said "thank you, you've been incredibly helpful - there's really nothing to worry about is there? I don't know what they were making all the fuss about" and I said "Thats perfectly all right, no, it won't be a problem but tell the contractors to call us if they have any more questions".

[SAV1OUR]

Jeez I'm sure I typed Yud, its the smileys...must...stop...looking...at...flirtatious...smileys..aagghh, ooh look I'm a post a lot person now, but if I had it my way I'd rather have 500 big ones from cam-e-lot. One day..one day.

[Yudster]

Well I did warn you.

[SAV1OUR]

Oh you mean because you like Posh, nah each to their own, although your avatar doesnt do her much justice surely, only kidding.

[MK Chris]

Methinks Viv has fallen into the tabloid trap of being obsessed by all celebrities and how they look.

[Dickie]

YA think?