chrismoyles.net
- Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:04 pm
#271840
... for no reason at all....
1. Expanding foam is the coolest thing workmen have these days.
2. Why do I still walk faster when I come up to the women's underwear section in shops to get away?
3. my hair resembling one of them furry boom mikes.
4. wearing a dressing gown always reminds me of that fella from that programme with Judi Dench... I dunno what its called.
5. i wonder what would happen if i called everyone Fred all day how many people would correct me?
6. starting a topic with ten things in the title then struggling when you get to six is this over-ambitious or not fulfilling your potential.
7. getting up is so hard but getting to sleep is worse.
8. why does Richard Madeley grow that crap stubble now?
9. Those dressing gowns in neighbours were cool.
10. being helpful can be so tiresome sometimes.
1. Expanding foam is the coolest thing workmen have these days.
2. Why do I still walk faster when I come up to the women's underwear section in shops to get away?
3. my hair resembling one of them furry boom mikes.
4. wearing a dressing gown always reminds me of that fella from that programme with Judi Dench... I dunno what its called.
5. i wonder what would happen if i called everyone Fred all day how many people would correct me?
6. starting a topic with ten things in the title then struggling when you get to six is this over-ambitious or not fulfilling your potential.
7. getting up is so hard but getting to sleep is worse.
8. why does Richard Madeley grow that crap stubble now?
9. Those dressing gowns in neighbours were cool.
10. being helpful can be so tiresome sometimes.
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
