[Vivienne]

I wonder who exactly Chris considered website a****.

Please feel free to name and shame so we can answer you back. I can certainly think of at least two.

[Ballbag]

I don't understand what you've *'d out there Viv. A Web-site angel? A web-site aaron? A web-site apple?

Please do tell.

[Vivienne]

You obviously weren't listening after 0930 Balls.

[Ballbag]

On and off I was, I may have gone for a wee wee.

So what do the *s represent?

[Vivienne]

Bottoms to put it politely.

[Ballbag]

Web-site arses?

In what context? In general?

I'm confused.

[Vivienne]

I'll clear up the confusion: Chris was saying this morning there are a few A**** (in other words idiots) on this website, and I was wondering exactly who he had in mind.

[Ballbag]

Aaaaaaah now it makes sense, thanks for clearing up your cryptic thread topic Viv.


Oh, in that case me for one. He said so himself. Although I don't think he meant it, seceretly he likes me.

So who are your two then Viv?

[Vivienne]

Well... you're definitely one of them. When did Chris say you were one?

I can be one of your's, being so affected and all.

[Console]

He was called an arse (or words to a similar effect) after suggesting the Moyles having to go to A&E was a publicity stunt.

[Ballbag]

Well he didn't say I was an arse as such, but he did say that I had balls for brains.

I wish I did, that would be such an exciting talking point. Little balls though, I wouldn't want a big lumpy head.

Oh, and thanks for naming and shaming me as a web-site arse, I feel very privileged.

[Vivienne]

You're welcome. It's Ok. I can be the second.

[Ballbag]

He was called an arse (or words to a similar effect) after suggesting the Moyles having to go to A&E was a publicity stunt.

It wasn't quite like that, he did also get papped having a flat tyre, and jogging in the park. Three newspaper mentions in the week before his book release.

I was just suggesting is all.

[aquadite]

i have a nice arse

[Vivienne]

Mine is better.

[aquadite]

prove it

[Vivienne]

And how do I do that? Post it up here? I don't think so! I think the beautiful sight would be too much for everyone anyhow.

[aquadite]

true oh well.. the arse competition is out of the window then

[Ballbag]

true oh well.. the arse competition is out of the window then

Oh well.


*Bfb pulls his trousers up and puts the camera away*

[~JACQUI~]

I said to my boyfriend that one of the arses on the site was probably me

[Ballbag]

So what did Moyles actually say?

[~JACQUI~]

It was about the card that was sent from here and he said that he was going to read some out, then he said, actually, there are some arses on that site...not all of them, but a few

Or maybe I was imagining the last bit

[Console]

Sound clip here:-

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/soundvault/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=1594

[~JACQUI~]

It doesn't work

[Ballbag]

Sound clip here:-

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/soundvault/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=1594

Console, you're just the mod who keeps giving and giving.