[oliver]

Anyone have the lyrics to this song?

Thanks olly

[Quincy]

no but i did have a tin of cold baked beans this morning if thats any help?

[Yudster]

Have you told your co-workers about this? I think they need to know...........

[Console]

Anyone have the lyrics to this song?

No. Just think, you could be the first to transcribe them.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

he could add mad racist lyrics.

[Fledge]

Been eating just baked beans,
For four weeks now.
I've been blowing out my pants,
All over the town.
Everybody said that I,
Turn the air brown.

I need to try and quit these beans.
It smells like something's died inside my jeans.
It's getting me down,
I've got the hump.
I'm tired of walking round in a cloud of trump.

When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

Been eating just baked beans,
For four weeks now.
I've been blowing out my pants,
All over the town.
Everybody said that I,
Turn the air brown.

I've been told a lot of things by some,
Who say I need a cork,
Put up my bum.
I need to find the solution soon,
Before my farts blow me up like a big balloon.

When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

Been eating just baked beans,
For four weeks now.
I've been blowing out my pants,
All over the town.
Everybody said that I,
Turn the air brown.

I'm getting tired of being full of wind.
Every time I drop another,
I think I've sinned.
UNKNOWN LINE
I'm wrapped in a world of pure flatulence.

So...
When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

Burping farting gassing trumping (repeated)

[oliver]

thanks

[aquadite]

no but i did have a tin of cold baked beans this morning if thats any help?

that is just so wrong

[MK Chris]

Why is that wrong?

[aquadite]

baked bean are wrong anyhow (i'm scared of them) but cold GAHHH!!

[foot-loose]

your scared of baked beans?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

cold baked beans are wrong but you know what is wronger? green beans in curry.

[MK Chris]

Nothing wrong with cold baked beans.

The curry made the green beans taste better.

[Quincy]

cold beans are the best.

i expect a curry made especially for me in may.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

meh keep dreaming I will be busy celebrating our Uefa cup spot*

*hopes for no shocks in the Cup.

[DemonHorse]

Ok seems cold beans are a marmite thing - people love or hate it.

[aquadite]

your scared of baked beans?

yes i can't even look at them or wash a plate that has had them on

[Yudster]

There must be a name for that. A prize is offered to the first person who posts here with the correct name for the phobia consisting of a morbid fear of baked beans.

[foot-loose]

leguminophobia?

someone asked the same thing on yahoo questions

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 920AAbFuPJ

Or "fruitloop" as they are more commonly known.

[MK Chris]

That's even more ridiculous than being scared of spiders.

[aquadite]

brilliant thanks for that... i now have a name for being odd

spiders

[Yudster]

I was bitten by a spider once - a big hairy one hiding in the shed, you know the sort. Not particulary venemous, but it bloody hurt! People think they're harmless, but all spiders are venemous and all spiders can - and do - bite. Saying they are harmless is like saying that wasps or hornets are harmless. They aren't going to kill you, certainly (not in this country anyway), but they can really hurt and if you are allergic, you could always be in big trouble.

One of the most venemous insects in the world is the good old Daddy Long-legs. It has incredibly powerful toxins, but only in tiny quantities, and its jaws aren't powerful enough to be able to bite a person.

The little insects you see skating around on ponds - not the ones actually called Pond Skaters, the other ones called Water Boatmen - they can give you an incredibly nasty bite. They inject an enzyme into their prey which dissolves it from the inside out - if you get bitten by one of those, you know about it! Colleague of mine was off work for ten days with a Water Boatman bite, nasty business - they thought he might lose part of his hand at one point.

So be careful what you describe as harmless!

[aquadite]

One of the most venemous insects in the world is the good old Daddy Long-legs. It has incredibly powerful toxins, but only in tiny quantities, and its jaws aren't powerful enough to be able to bite a person.

i knew this bit!

[Yudster]

Another friend of mine told me she got bitten by a water boatman in Venice. I never did find out if she meant an insect or a gondolier.

[MK Chris]

One of the most venemous insects in the world is the good old Daddy Long-legs. It has incredibly powerful toxins, but only in tiny quantities, and its jaws aren't powerful enough to be able to bite a person.

This claim has a few ambiguities to it. First of all, "poisonous" and "venomous" are two distinctly different qualities: poisonous animals give off toxins which are absorbed when they are touched or eaten by attackers; venomous animals transmit toxins by injecting them into their victims. Secondly, more than one type of critter is referred to as a "daddy longlegs." The crane fly, a winged insect which looks like a large mosquito, is called a daddy longlegs in some parts of the world (such as England), but it is not venomous (nor is it a type of spider). The pholcus phalangioides, also referred to as the long-legged cellar spider, is an example of a "daddy longlegs" spider, probably the one referred to here as being the world's "most poisonous animal".

In terms of being poisonous (i.e., posing a danger to people who might eat or handle it), a daddy longlegs spider can't compare to the South American poison dart frog. And according to the Spiders and other Arachnids site at the University of California, Riverside, there's no evidence that daddy longlegs spider venom poses any danger to humans.

There is no reference to any pholcid spider biting a human and causing any detrimental reaction. If these spiders were indeed deadly poisonous but couldn't bite humans, then the only way we would know that they are poisonous is by milking them and injecting the venom into humans. For a variety of reasons including Amnesty International and a humanitarian code of ethics, this research has never been done. Furthermore, there are no toxicological studies testing the lethality of pholcid venom on any mammalian system (this is usually done with mice). Therefore, no information is available on the likely toxic effects of their venom in humans, so the part of the myth about their being especially poisonous is just that: a myth. There is no scientific basis for the supposition that they are deadly poisonous and there is no reason to assume that it is true.