[Vivienne]

Why are you happy today?

I am happy because :

Life on Mars is back on telly, with the scrummy John Simm. Mmmmm.

I am going swimming!

It's the weekend!!

[Vivienne]

Is no-one happy then, as no-one is replying?

[Ballbag]

Or could it be that you've only given people 14 minutes to do so.

[Vivienne]

Well, how many minutes does it take to think up happy things.

[Ballbag]

I'm sure it's an instant thing Viv, although that's pretty useless if you're not about to know to think, that was more my point.

To answer your question though, I am happy today because it's payday.

[Vivienne]

To know to think? what kind of sense is that? Have you been drinking?

[DemonHorse]

I'm off to see the Fratellis tonight, that makes me happy.

[Ballbag]

You've told people to think of things that make them happy, if people haven't read your request (i.e. if they're not about) they will not be aware of what you've asked, you might say they will not know what you've asked......... ergo they wont "know to think" of something that makes them feel happy.

It's quite clear to me.

[Vivienne]

Sorry, Balls. Ma heid is a bit fuzzy this morning.

[tallphil]

I'm happy because it's Friday and I'm going for a curry tonight. yum yum.

[foot-loose]

Im not happy, but I cant be arsed going into why.

[Boboff]

I am happy today because I have finally sold a house that was empty for six months, and costing me a fortune in Mortgage monies.

I am not happy today becuase the mint sauce was not poured hot enough, there is insufficient steam to cook the fudge quickly, and one of the extracter hoods has water pissing out of it.

Oh and I have started on the 30 appraisals I have to do in the next 2 weeks, which I hate.

But overall as all the nasty things are work related, and the nice thing in personal on balance, I have my frown on upside down !

[pjordan2000]

I'm happy today as it is friday! Thats reason enough on its own to be happy!

[kendra k]

i'm happy because today is friday, i'm not quite dead yet, and my parents told me their going to buy me a couch this weekend!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im happy because i just did a nice poo.

[kendra k]

a good poo is a glorious thing. i could do for one.

[Yudster]

But not the Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown way, eh?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

bobby brown pooed on whitney?

[Yudster]

Apparently she got very constipated - a common side effect of opiate abuse I believe - and when they were stoned one day he - well, he helped her out. So to speak.

Told you.

[Ballbag]

Like the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

[Yudster]

I nearly mentioned him, but thought it might be an image too far. I think I was right.

[Vivienne]

Hope yoo are feeling better today, Foots.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Am i being thick but how did he help her out? could she not use her own hands?

[Yudster]

I think thats kind of the point - about how sick it all was I mean.

[foot-loose]

Hope yoo are feeling better today, Foots.

Lol, cheers Viv.