[Ballbag]

The son is indeed a nice chap, he's friends with the ballbag afterall.

No it was because she couldn't bear to leave her "ickle wickle babies" with someone else for the weekend, she hadn't parted from them in the 10 years she'd had them.

She apologised to her son saying "You understand don't you, I can't leave them".

She even tried to get the wedding moved 400 miles so that she didn't have to leave them.

That failed too.

[Yudster]

I would venture that she was possibly not much missed at the wedding. Some people do seem to lose all perspective when it comes to pets.

[iSeb]

Didn't read the thread, thought I'd say post to say tits are good, epspecially when there are two.

[Yudster]

Should have read the thread. I've got loads more than two.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Didn't read the thread, thought I'd say post to say tits are good, epspecially when there are two.

do you have a twin?

[Boboff]

as in he's a tit hey gaspode, and he must have a twin........
Keep trying you'll be funny one day......
Oh arse, you arleady are, sorry, ....
Well done and all that......

I'll get my packamac, and NHS day release packed lunch, yum ham sandwich and an apple with a penguin and a baby bell

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You really do have issues with me eh?

[Boboff]

No not at all, really no, please just read it again it's meant to be self afaceing (iknowthatsnothowyouspellit), and reflective on our silly spats, with the friendly hand of humour offered in a pear to pear, cherry and a little lemon juice kind of way,

eh?

[foot-loose]

can someone translate that for me please?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hes tedious but he loves me.

[Boboff]

Certainly.

now go and drink an eighth of Smirnoff, read again, there you are

"No sorry, I was taking the mick out of myself to try and build bridges, in a friendly way, not upset you my good man"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

why do people measure spirits in fractions?

[Yudster]

Its fractions of a gill, which is the strange and arbitrary imperial measurement still used for spirits. Is the measurement of "gill" used for anything else? Anyone clever out there know?

[Ballbag]

It's not that arbitary Yudyud, I believe that a gill is a 1/4 of a pint?

I may be wrong ther.......... but I doubt it.

[Boboff]

Ball bag is right, but they are no longer used in this country, a sixth of a gill was replaced by the 25ml spririt measure in about 1990. The americans still use imperial measures, and the fractions there refer to bottles, not to the Gills.

[Yudster]

See, I should have know all that, but I didn't.

[foot-loose]

you can have measures of vodka?

this may explain the headaches!

[Boboff]

Nice to see you with your clothes back on Foot Loose, have the clouds of depression over Valentines passed now ?

[foot-loose]

lol - yeah. Its not a day I pay a lot of attention to. Not much point really!

[Ballbag]

I've got tits, I've got tits!!! Woo hoo.

Two blue ones up the back of my garden.


< insert "don't go out with your top off" related gag here >

[Yudster]

Tits are very very cool. I have great ones here this morning as well as blue.

[foot-loose]

My office is a tit free area.

Nae tits allowed.

[Ballbag]

Elton tried to catch one of the tits yesterday, he still hasn't quite got the idea of "stealth" down yet.


He watches the birds through the window from the dining room table, then takes a run up at the cat flap, clatters through it with an almighty racket and gives it beans across the back garden to where the bird was..... 10 seconds earlier.

He really is a dumb-ass cat.

[Yudster]

Love dumb ass cats.