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By Sidders
#269823
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:well it is Valentines day eh?

*winks*

:?
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By foot-loose
#269829
Yudster wrote:I think you should get your nipple pierced.


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It doesnt work too well on the sig though, too small. It just looks like ive got a deformed nip:

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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#269834
looks like you have given a medal.
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By kendra k
#269845
pierce 'em both!
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By Boboff
#269846
ALBERT ALBERT ALBERT !!!!!
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By foot-loose
#269849
lol, this is peer pressure now!

One nip a night people.
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By Yudster
#269870
Foot loose, your sig is brilliant. A commentary on your world. A graphic blog. Love it.
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By foot-loose
#269891
strangely enough, I didnt make one up for the other outcome - me having a good day.

Is that pessimistic?

Anyhoo, I ended up in bed last night with a guy called Harry and his friend Ron.
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By Yudster
#269916
Have you met Oliver yet?
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By Sidders
#269920
foot-loose wrote:Anyhoo, I ended up in bed last night with a guy called Harry and his friend Ron.

Are you sure you're not my double?

Anyhoo, all in all quite a good Valentines day for me. I got 2 hugs off of females, a Valentines day text message and a romantic walk in the park (albeit with a good friend of mine). 10 times better than last year anyway, when I just got blown out of the water and set myself up for 10 months of misery.
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By foot-loose
#269924
Sidders wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Anyhoo, I ended up in bed last night with a guy called Harry and his friend Ron.

Are you sure you're not my double?

I dunno - did you go to bed with Harry and Ron as well?

(PS, some girl got involved towards the end, but god knows how you spell her name!)
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By Yudster
#269930
Hermione. Oliver. Wood? You haven't got very far yet, have you?
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By foot-loose
#269932
I have just started book two last night.

Hermione had just appeared in the lane for wizards when I went to kip.
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By Yudster
#269938
I'm still reading book 1 to Baby Yudster. He's only 3 and loves it to bits.
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By Sidders
#269940
Well take your time because it gets quite scary, at least it would be for a 1 year old, by the 4th book.
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By Yudster
#269946
Its all right, he isn't going to get any younger.
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By Sidders
#269950
Good job really, I wouldn't fancy giving birth backwards if I were you.
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By foot-loose
#269951
Sidders wrote:Good job really, I wouldn't fancy giving birth backwards if I were you.

Would you fancy giving birth backwards if you were someone else?
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By Yudster
#269953
I'm not completely convinced either one of you would actually fancy giving birth the right way around either, but if you're up for it Sidders, I think you should give it a try!
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By MK Chris
#269954
To be fair it's easier for women than it would be for men; can you imagine trying to squeeze a baby out of a penis?
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By Sidders
#269955
foot-loose wrote:
Sidders wrote:Good job really, I wouldn't fancy giving birth backwards if I were you.

Would you fancy giving birth backwards if you were someone else?

Well I wouldn't be able to do it without being someone else.
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By Yudster
#269959
Topher wrote:To be fair it's easier for women than it would be for men; can you imagine trying to squeeze a baby out of a penis?


There are lots of things I can't imagine doing with a penis, but it doesn't seem to stop some men from wanting to try.
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By Sidders
#269960
This thread has now entered whole new levels of wrongness.