[Ballbag]

I am real, look I'll demonstrate by touching my chest....... "tsssssssssssssss".......... ooh that's hot stuff.

I tell you what's not real, Laura's diary, that's fake, and publicity stunts...(they don't exist).

Anyway, phil the name changer, I believe you.

[Yudster]

I know for a fact that you aren't real Baggie, because such hotness and sex-godness could only exist in my imagination. Same goes for boboff, although his fudge is real.

Name changer??

[tallphil]

Name changer??

Yeah I changed my user name as I realised nobody else has their real name on here so perhaps I shouldn't either.

[Ballbag]

Name changer??

Yeah I changed my user name as I realised nobody else has their real name on here so perhaps I shouldn't either.

I do.........well actually it's Mr Ballbag, but it's close enough.

[DemonHorse]

I am real, look I'll demonstrate by touching my chest....... "tsssssssssssssss".......... ooh that's hot stuff.

I tell you what's not real, Laura's diary, that's fake, and publicity stunts...(they don't exist).

Add WWE, Jordan, Michael Jackson and Victoria Beckham to the list....

[Ballbag]

You can add to that list a flake without the L.......... that's fake.

[Boboff]

I know for a fact that you aren't real Baggie, because such hotness and sex-godness could only exist in my imagination. Same goes for boboff, although his fudge is real.

Name changer??

no ..... my fudge and me are real..... I am really I am, I have just spent 2 days on a ..... wait for it......



an internal auditing course. it was very informative, but how do you audit fudge packing? It's verging on the voyeiristic in it ?>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Internal Audit is possibly the dullest thing ever. When I did it I considered breaking my arm like the keeper on Escape to Victory.

[Quincy]

you have bunk beds at work?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

What else would we do in the afternoons?

[tallphil]

Internal Audit is possibly the dullest thing ever. When I did it I considered breaking my arm like the keeper on Escape to Victory.

Another term for "checking what's been nicked" isn't it?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

no. that would be more interesting.

[Boboff]

Is a smear test an internal audit ?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

keep trying. one day you will be funny.

[pinkysibbs]

why are you so nasty!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

read all my posts and bring me a list of the nasty ones. I will respond in kind.

[pinkysibbs]

well there are far to many to mention!ok maybe nasty is the wrong word but you do seem very angry at everyone!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

have you ever thought its the way you read my posts? the anger is all in you.

[pinkysibbs]

stop turning it on me and take a long look at yourself!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

haha ok mum.

[pinkysibbs]

now go upstairs brush your teeth and go to bed

[Boboff]

keep trying. one day you will be funny.

hmmmm, as pinky says try and keep it in perspective, not sure why you are so aggresive towards me, but I really don't care ! It was a joke in perspective of the thread, I will however keep trying to be funny, as it's really the only reason for me to post, as I believe no one really want's to hear my boring, self obsessed, anal and angst ridden serious posts...... maybe you should try it gaspode, or not .... we can appreciate your angst. but not your anger !

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

so i need to be more mature and not refer to my penis? i get tired of your dross but dont feel the need to comment on it all.

try shuting up.

[Boboff]

no, I don't want to, indeed I wouldn't expect you to either, that's the point of a forum, and your petulant, dummy throwing serves merely to make me want to do it more, you see you can't win, the more you get stressed, the funnier it is for me, so in reality if you want your way your best way of achieving it is to listen to your own advice

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I feel like Shilpa Shetty.