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By The Magic Mullet
#267509
You may not all be aware of this, but i'm a very sad individual. I've just been Wikihopping. Starting at the main page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page and the pressing 'Random Article' 5 times to see where it takes me.

It took me to:

1 - William Franklin "Bill" Porter II (March 24, 1926 - March 10, 2000) who was an American athlete, winner of 110 metre hurdles at the 1948 Summer Olympics.

2 - HAMP (hepcidin antimicrobial peptide). A human gene that instructs cells to manufacture a small protein called hepcidin, which was originally identified as having antimicrobial properties.

3 - Pembina Township. A township in Mahnomen County, Minnesota in the United States. The population was 471 at the 2000 census.

4 - Saratoga. A town in Saratoga County, New York, USA. The population was 5,141 at the 2000 census.

5 - Fluidics (also known as Fluidic logic). The use of a fluid or compressible medium to perform analog or digital operations similar to those performed with electronics.

Good, I know.

Feel free to share your Wikihopping journey.
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By Yudster
#267517
Er - thanks!
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By MK Chris
#267523
Normally I wouldn't lower myself to such boredom but I did get up early and I have been to Bristol and back already and I don't feel like doing any work.

  1. Water Act 1973 - The Water Act 1973 (1973 c.37) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom that reorganised the water industry in England and Wales.
  2. Mace of Cuthbert - The Mace of Cuthbert is a powerful artifact of the World of Greyhawk campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. The mace is the property of the deity Saint Cuthbert.
  3. Avondale, Pennsylvania - Avondale is a borough in Chester County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 1,108 at the 2000 census.
  4. Society (episode) - Society is episode 7 of the Serial Experiments Lain TV series originally aired 17 August 1998.
  5. E. Sreedharan - Elattuvalapil Sreedharan (b. 12 July 1932 in Palghat district, Kerala) is an Indian technocrat.
By Ballbag
#267524
I too am bored, here's where I was sent........

1. Testicles - The testicles, or testes (singular testis), are the male generative glands in animals.
2. Gonad - The gonad is the organ that makes gametes. Gametes are haploid germ cells. For example, sperm and egg cells are gametes.
3. Breast - The term breast refers to the upper ventral region of an animal’s torso, particularly that of mammals, including human beings.
4. Arse - Arse and Ass are coarse words for the buttocks or anus.
5. Penis - The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external male sexual organ.
By The Magic Mullet
#267530
I must point out at this point that my journey was the result of boredom, i'm not really that dull.............
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By MK Chris
#267532
Call me a cynic but I don't think Mr Ballbag's articles are entirely random.
By Ballbag
#267534
They really were, you big cynic you.
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By SAV1OUR
#267537
and there was no link to ballbag?
By Ballbag
#267538
Alas I'm not in there, I did obviously try, but I strive to have Ballbag recognised in Wikipedia.


"Ballbag - the sexiest man that ever did live"


Or something along those lines.
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By foot-loose
#267546
Well, in Scotland - we would call you a Bawbag which does appear to be in there.

You may also be called a "Bawsack" but that aint there.

:wink:
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By Quincy
#267547
magic mullet are you interested in making an internet buddy. i hear sidla is lonely and likes this kind of geeky behaviour, i feel you would make a fantastic internet couple duo type thing...
By The Magic Mullet
#267548
Quincy wrote:magic mullet are you interested in making an internet buddy. i hear sidla is lonely and likes this kind of geeky behaviour, i feel you would make a fantastic internet couple duo type thing...


No thanks, the last 'friend' that I made on the interweb turned out to be a 47 year old man from Doncaster who wanted to play bum games with me in a lay-by on the M62.
By Ballbag
#267549
That sounds dodgy, don't trust him he's a liar......... you don't get lay-bys on motorways.
By The Magic Mullet
#267550
Bag for balls wrote:That sounds dodgy, don't trust him he's a liar......... you don't get lay-bys on motorways.


He brought his own with him.
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By kendra k
#267561
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#267585
you all should go have a w*nk.
By Ballbag
#267588
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:you all should go have a w*nk.
Sounds like a plan

(from wikipedia)
W*nk - Habitual habit usually by males in which they stimulate themselves. Otherwise known as trying to pull Kojak's head off, five agains one, priming the single barrelled pump action yoghurt gun, chocking the chicken, beating the meat, strangling Right said Fred, polishing the butternut squash.
By Ballbag
#267593
Indeed, a habitual habit conducted by those habitually habitating in their habitats. After they've been shopping in habitat.
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By Zoot
#267599
Topher wrote:Normally I wouldn't lower myself to such boredom but I did get up early and I have been to Bristol and back already and I don't feel like doing any work.

  1. Water Act 1973 - The Water Act 1973 (1973 c.37) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom that reorganised the water industry in England and Wales.
  2. Mace of Cuthbert - The Mace of Cuthbert is a powerful artifact of the World of Greyhawk campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. The mace is the property of the deity Saint Cuthbert.
  3. Avondale, Pennsylvania - Avondale is a borough in Chester County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 1,108 at the 2000 census.
  4. Society (episode) - Society is episode 7 of the Serial Experiments Lain TV series originally aired 17 August 1998.
  5. E. Sreedharan - Elattuvalapil Sreedharan (b. 12 July 1932 in Palghat district, Kerala) is an Indian technocrat.


Haha, weird - I was in Bristol today too...
By The Magic Mullet
#267613
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:you all should go have a w*nk.


I was, but then found that Wikihopping is a great way to keep the wolf from the door.
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By DemonHorse
#267617
The Magic Mullet wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:you all should go have a w*nk.


I was, but then found that Wikihopping is a great way to keep the wolf from the door.


Decent locks and a shotgun are better for that.