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By Ballbag
#266547
This morning I witnessed 3 umbrella-turning-inside-out episodes, each one funnier than the previous. The last was an over-trendy pillock who also lost his trilby in the process.
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By Yudster
#266549
The police are there now.......ooer!
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By DcS
#266558
Nope - i was born and raised in Worthing and used 2 watch Liverpool as a child =] Why Man U ? Liverpool are called the reds as well =]
By Ballbag
#266561
Ok, how silly of me. Presuming that a fellow from Truro supported Manchester United, when infact you're from Worthing (either Sussex or Norfolk) and support Liverpool afterall........... well that's ok then, I nearly mistook you for another glory hunter. I apologise for presuming the incorrect.
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By Yudster
#266570
Bag for balls wrote:Ok, how silly of me. Presuming that a fellow from Truro supported Manchester United, when infact you're from Worthing (either Sussex or Norfolk) and support Liverpool afterall........... well that's ok then, I nearly mistook you for another glory hunter. I apologise for presuming the incorrect.


Don't do this Baggie, if we all have to support the team from where we were born, I would have to support Leyton Orient, and even I don't deserve that!
By Ballbag
#266572
Sorry mum and dad........ I wont say anymore.
By Ballbag
#266575
Although the inside-out-umbrella-syndrome was amusing at first, this weather is now not fun. It appears to have closed half the roads in Leeds city centre, due to falling scaffolding, floods, unsafe buildings.

I'm already dreading the chuffing journey home.

Good job the ballbag wagon's recently had it's heating fixed, and I've got a stash of breakaways in the glove box, so we wont go hungry.
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By Boboff
#266577
Have you ever managed to get a Club biscuit where they have forgotten to put the biscuit in the middle, and it is just all chocolate, abosolutely lovely it was !
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By MK Chris
#266578
Bag for balls wrote:Although the inside-out-umbrella-syndrome was amusing at first, this weather is now not fun. It appears to have closed half the roads in Leeds city centre, due to falling scaffolding, floods, unsafe buildings.

I'm already dreading the chuffing journey home.

Good job the ballbag wagon's recently had it's heating fixed, and I've got a stash of breakaways in the glove box, so we wont go hungry.

Mrs Topher is out policing in this weather! Apparently she's given up with the hat.
By Ballbag
#266579
Plain? Mint? Orange? Raisin?
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By Yudster
#266581
Well if there's no biscuit, it doesn't really make much difference does it?
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By Boboff
#266584
It does, it was raisin, 4000 bars I snacked through looking for another one, when I got to 32 stone I decided it was time to stop, and buy a Bar of fruit and nut which to all intence and purposes was the same thing
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By Yudster
#266587
If you like a lot of chocolate and no biscuit, don't eat Club?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266592
Quincy wrote:shut up wonder dog that anichebe is crap btw


Do you like the barcodes because they have tattooed meffs following them as well? They are the only ones to rival you lot for freaks in the away support.

Anichebe can jump which is why he is ahead of Beattie but hes not a great player. Hes only young so who knows.
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By DcS
#266598
I'm not a glory supporter - Sorry :P I prefer Rugby anyway =]
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By Quincy
#266616
ergh no i dont like newcastle.

i got my ticket for man u fa cup game today. it was an outrageous manouver by myself as the deadline for tickets for season ticket holders was yesterday IM SUCH A LOON
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266619
is it another people carrier job? you people have more money than sense.
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By Quincy
#266626
no its a citroen saxo job this time, the weekend after is another hire car event with girls in attendance in the venue of wigan. i have to convince everyone to go out in manchester as there is no way im going to wigan pier.
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By DemonHorse
#266628
Livin on the edge yet again eh Quincy?
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By Quincy
#266629
im certifiable
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266630
Quincy wrote:no its a citroen saxo job this time, the weekend after is another hire car event with girls in attendance in the venue of wigan. i have to convince everyone to go out in manchester as there is no way im going to wigan pier.


Wigan is a better night out than Bolton. Liquid has barely any inbreds and Bar Baa is quite good.
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By Quincy
#266634
so wigan isnt that bad then? when we went last time the people we spoke to there said it was dreadful.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266646
Its ok. Its all on one road really. Theres some terrible ones (Flares, Ibiza Bar and Springbok which I think is closed now anyway) but the others aren't too bad really.
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