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By Thehud
#260808
Nearly every show he goes on about copping off with some famous bird.

Sophie must get a tad jealous, even though theres very little chance of it happening.

just a thought. :D
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By Mermaid
#260817
Well, she's very pretty and they've been together quite a while now, so I imagine she feels pretty secure. Anyway, with Chris, he's comes across as being pretty loyal - all mouth and no trousers (in the nicest possible way!)
But I'd do him
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By Ballbag
#260819
You'd do him? Hang on, wouldn't he do you so to speak? Unless you're a fella, in which case... spot on.
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By Mermaid
#260821
i'm not a fella - but in this age of equality and strappy things ........ :wink:
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By Thehud
#260823
Theres plenty of contraptions that can do pretty much anything, whilst making a cuppa too!!!, trust me :wink:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#260828
steam powered vibrators were invented by Leonardo Da Vinci.
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By Walter Sobchak
#260830
Thehud wrote:Theres plenty of contraptions that can do pretty much anything, whilst making a cuppa too!!!, trust me :wink:


Wow! Now theres a christmas pressie for the missus :lol:
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By Thehud
#260835
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:steam powered vibrators were invented by Leonardo Da Vinci.


Really???
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By Boboff
#260854
you must be proud, or he is, don't you get it, the fatter CM gets the more lude he can be because sophie don't give a pppppppooooooo as he ain't gettttttin none baby
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#260857
lude? I didn't even know he was musical.
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By Boboff
#260860
is that wrong ?
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By Mermaid
#260879
boboff wrote:you must be proud, or he is, don't you get it, the fatter CM gets the more lude he can be because sophie don't give a pppppppooooooo as he ain't gettttttin none baby


the more fatter????
don't u get it?
the more sexy his mind gets .....
By fox 73
#260894
Thehud wrote:Theres plenty of contraptions that can do pretty much anything, whilst making a cuppa too!!!, trust me :wink:


did u have cream on your tea?
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By Thehud
#260895
...And chocolate sprinkles!!!
By goodmorning87
#260896
i topic about sophie goes onto this. marvellous forum :roll:
By pinkysibbs
#260911
I doubt Sophie even gives what Chris says a second thought afterall she knew what he was like when she got with him!Im so jealous of her though!
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By DJ2liveUK
#261103
Nah. I can't see that Sophie would be jealous after all she is well fit and so the one that should be jealous is Chris. I hope Sophie is at the Radio 1 xmas party that Rachel is arranging.
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By Geonosian
#261532
She must get pis*ed off though a bit. My girlfriend is gorgeous too but if i say anything about other women she will have a strop and not talk to me for half an hour.
By Ballbag
#261533
You have to remember though that you and Chris Moyles do not come from the same stock. Think about it. He's made a very successful career as a radio DJ, largely based on the following formula.

(being rude + being controversial + being saucy to women - being conformist + being shocking) x being funny = Chris Moyles.

You see, it's part of his "radio persona". Sophie would have know how he is on the air, and known that it's all "part of the Chris Moyles success story" hence she has no reason to worry about it.
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By MK Chris
#261551
Geonosian wrote:My girlfriend is gorgeous too but if i say anything about other women she will have a strop and not talk to me for half an hour.

Does that not show her as being a bit insecure? My other half and I can freely say who else we find attractive, doesn't mean you have to act on it. She rips the piss out of me if she thinks anyone else is eyeing me up.
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By Yudster
#261576
I'm with you, Topher - if Mr Yudster got in a strop every time I said I thought someone was cute, we'd never talk at all! Well, maybe a bit, but you know what I mean. And women flirt with him the whole time, and he flirts right back - if I found it anything other than sweet and funny, we'd be in real trouble!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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Topher wrote:
Geonosian wrote:My girlfriend is gorgeous too but if i say anything about other women she will have a strop and not talk to me for half an hour.

Does that not show her as being a bit insecure? My other half and I can freely say who else we find attractive, doesn't mean you have to act on it. She rips the piss out of me if she thinks anyone else is eyeing me up.


Mrs Topher fancies you and supports the Red Sh*te. I think we can safely say good taste isn't her strong point.
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By MK Chris
#261718
True as that may be, we have a laugh.