[daztheman]

Longman is the funniest person on the show! dont you think he should be in the studio every morning?? cmon longman forget that personal trainer nonsense and get yourself in there every morning! and also get that dopy bird who was on carpark catchphrase for about a week. the one from newcastle, think her name was Donna. get her in to read the news!! now thats what id call a show!!!

[SAV1OUR]

Laughable, you really are.

[derekacorahsdad]

you must be joking!

[nood]

dunno about Donna, but Longman is funny.

[Mermaid]

funny ..... and sexy

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah people would say that about me if i was sexy. and funny.

[Boboff]

with such self afacing humour you are really spoiling us gaspode.

[daztheman]

u know im right!!! longman is a legend and donna was the best bit of the show for that week she was on! BRING BACK DONNA!!! and GIVE LONGMAN A JOB!!!

[Boboff]

Blow the Job, he needs to earn his keeep

[Mermaid]

or just blow longman

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

blimey you sound so desperate you should meet sidders.

[Mermaid]

desperate? no
but always open to new ideas
and sidders is? .......

[Yudster]

and sidders is? .......

...in dire need.

[MC]

The less Longman the better.

He was funny originally, but the joke soon wore thin.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I don't ever remember him actually being funny. Occasionally their conversations about him were.

[DJ2liveUK]

Longman is about as funny as a chocolate fireguard. If he joins the show then Chris will start to lose the audience, who will probably turn over to Radio 2. Or dare I say it Johnny Vaughan. Who I saw last night in "Deuce Bigalow the European Gigolo". lol.

[Ballbag]

Longman is about as funny as a chocolate fireguard.

That makes absolutely no sense at all...................... as useful as a chocolate fireguard, now that's logical. As funny? No..... wrong metaphor there DJ.

[Yudster]

I think a chocolate fireguard, if you made it look real and gave it to someone and told them it was a real fireguard, and they believed you, and they put it in front of their fire and it all melted....I think that would be very funny.

[Geonosian]

If Longman joined the show or even became a permanent feature that would be it for me i wouldn't listen again. The guy is unfunny, a kn*b and why they think that people will be receptive to this donut is beyond me.

Too many in-jokes dont work with people who aren't in on them.

No More Longman Ever PLeeeease!!!!!

[DJ2liveUK]

Longman is about as funny as a chocolate fireguard.

That makes absolutely no sense at all...................... as useful as a chocolate fireguard, now that's logical. As funny? No..... wrong metaphor there DJ.

I guess ur right BOB. Sorry my mistake. Early on a Monday morn and had no coffee yet. Yikes!!!

[daztheman]

come on!!! surely im not the only one who finds longman funny??? i could listen to him all day. i think thats why chris hasnt got him on the show all the time!! maybe moyles ego coudnt handle a bit of serious competition as the top funny guy on the show????

[derekacorahsdad]

i disagree , i find it quite bad that a guy whos a nothing is trying to find fame through a mukka who has a show on the radio

hes got nothing to offer ,hes boring

[Yudster]

And he has an irritating whiny voice, which probably would even be noticeable in the flesh, but on the radio, its important.

[Geonosian]

come on!!! surely im not the only one who finds longman funny??? i could listen to him all day. i think thats why chris hasnt got him on the show all the time!! maybe moyles ego coudnt handle a bit of serious competition as the top funny guy on the show????

No chance old pal. You possibly could be the only one apart from Chris and his lot that do find that oik funny.

[daztheman]

whiny voice!! trying to find fame through a mucka who is on the radio!! u sure thats not comedy dave you are talking about????????????????????