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By hannahisgreat
#260607
You sound a bit bitter to me. I bought an air guitar for 1p once.
By pinkysibbs
#260609
im good thanks,got my driving test tomorrow,im so nervous!
By pinkysibbs
#260612
cheers hun,il let you know how i get on
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By hannahisgreat
#260613
thats good advice. you may well have said 'remember to put your foot on the accelerator'. No don't like it. I'm too horrible tonight. I have a daily review of myself. Today I rate the horribleness an 8. AND WOW! The air guitar is so good. It's absolutely amazing. I can't remember where I got mine from. The penny shop I think?
By Ballbag
#260637
Flower, you are terribly curt towards Miss Shed......... I think you should take a few terms at a finishing school.
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By Yudster
#260642
Best of luck pinky, don't do what I did in my first test and nearly run someone over on a zebra crossing. I think that might be why I failed that one. Got it second time though.
By Ballbag
#260645
For my test I sat down and the instructor read my name and said "Good morning Mr Ballbag (I'm concealing my idendity)" "Morning"I replied.
"You're not Dr Ballbag's son are you".
"Yes I am" I said............ and from there it was a breeze, he spent ages asking about his "old drinking buddy"....... ignoring me when I stalled, when I stopped on a double yellow line, failed to signal correctly at a roundabout.

At the end, he said "of course you've passed well done, and give my number to your dad, we'll have to meet up again".

I should fell bad, but hey ho.
By Ballbag
#260646
(feel bad..... not fell bad.) Sorry, it's too early.
By Ballbag
#260676
Splendid.
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By hannahisgreat
#260768
Yay. Wouldn't we love to go to finishing school! We could learn how to make cinammon and gooseberry yoghurts! Oh wouldn't it be splendid!
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By hannahisgreat
#260774
Ok, I'm fine with that, however, I would like to know how to cook the perfect cake. Tips?
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By Yudster
#260778
Yes - unlike all other forms of cooking, with cakes, follow the recipe and weigh the ingredients. Trying to wing it with cakes is unadvisable.
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By hannahisgreat
#260791
Ive tried winging it with a cake. Turned out it was an angel cake!
Budumshhh! Sorry. Had to do it.
By Ballbag
#260812
I tried to make a cake really quickly............... scone.

budum-shhhhh!!!!
By Ballbag
#260832
who's there?
By funnydave
#260850
trotsky2009 wrote:Frightening stuff isn't it :oops: :oops: (are these emoticons safe to use?)


I dont really know what it is so I'll say no.

I always say no to things that I dont know.
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By Boboff
#260864
Bag for balls wrote:who's there?


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