The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Geonosian
#259046
You must be joking man. Can you imagine cheese grating bossy random-face in one ear and Frank sodding Lampard in the other.


If you are talking about a proper 'would' then Carrie maybe now she has had her hair done. I dont play football though so wouldnt have a chance anyway.
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By DJ2liveUK
#259110
I heard that you need to be an army boy these days to stand a chance,
By leomondo
#259112
DJ2liveUK wrote:I heard that you need to be an army boy these days to stand a chance,


Would an ex army boy stand a chance, still got half the kit in the loft. Funny when you leave and de-kit they chuck half of it back at you to keep for the reserves.
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By DJ2liveUK
#259116
Why thanks Mullet.
By The Magic Mullet
#259117
Quite.

I'd just like to add at this point that Rachel looks like a lad I went to school with.
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By rich2006
#259118
I bet Rachel is 10 times better to "have lunch with" than Carrie must be friday afternoon with these kind if topics!!
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By DJ2liveUK
#259122
Tis friday and its 5 to 5 and whatever happened to Crackerjack?
By GruntMitchell
#259163
Carrie scares me, but I'd take Rach out to lunch. I think she's amusing on occasions :)
By pinkysibbs
#259219
chris and scott now that would be nice
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#259260
A threesome just sounds like a headache to me. Chances are one of the two women will start moaning and not in a good way.
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By Walter Sobchak
#259541
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:A threesome just sounds like a headache to me. Chances are one of the two women will start moaning and not in a good way.


hahahaha, yet again Gaspode hits the nail on the head.
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By Geonosian
#259624
I would rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin with a steak tenderiser, and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop.
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By DJ2liveUK
#260701
Pain. You're not into S&M as well then Geo?
By Mr Pointy
#261060
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:A threesome just sounds like a headache to me. Chances are one of the two women will start moaning and not in a good way.

Trust me when I say they are WELL worth it! Nowt like having 2 women at the same time!!
Never had a bad 3some yet! :D
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By DJ2liveUK
#261099
There speaks a man of experience.
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By Geonosian
#261105
DJ2liveUK wrote:Pain. You're not into S&M as well then Geo?



As well? as well as who? Naa mate, tried it once that'll do. I find it as enjoyable as getting an arrow through the neck, and then discovering a gas bill tied to it.
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By MK Chris
#261113
Whoever came up with the idea that pain = pleasure is mental. 'That hurts, f*ck off.'
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By DJ2liveUK
#261116
I thought it was pain is so close to pleasure.