[The Magic Mullet]

Bin #1 is marked 'Good'

Bin #2 is marked 'Rubbish'.

And in the pile of DJs you have:

Chris Moyles
Jo Whiley
Edith Bowman
Zane Lowe
Colin Murray
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
Tim Westwood
Dave Pearce (Corrected, thanks for that....)
JK
Joel
Scott Mills
Sara Cox

You have to plonk the DJs in the corresponding bins.

Go. Go on. Fly. Fly fly. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Paul]

OK............

Human Resources are going to be busy with the P45's ....


Keep:

Chris Moyles
Jo Whiley
Colin Murray

P45's to:

Edith Bowman
Zane Lowe
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
Tim Westwood
Dave Pearce - I have a funny "anonymous" story about DP available below.
JK
Joel
Scott Mills
Sara Cox

Sorry all the rest grate me especially Mills. Personal opnion of course.

The Dave Pearce yarn : http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=258743#258743

Paul

[Ballbag]

Good bin (this is actually a dumpster to accommodate the first entry) - Chris Moyles, Jo Whiley, Zane Lowe, Colin Murray (only since starting his late show), Tim Westwood, Sara Cox.


Bad bin - Edith Bowman, Fearne Cotton, Reggie Whatsisname, Vernon Kay, Dave Pierce, JK, Joel, Scott Mills

[DemonHorse]

Bin 1#
Chris Moyles
Jo Whiley
Edith Bowman
Colin Murray
Tim Westwood
Scott Mills

Bin 2#
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
JK
Joel
Sara Cox
Zane Lowe
Dave Pierce

[Yudster]

Good bin - Moyles, Zane Lowe, Colin Murray (I agree with BfB though, only if he is doing his night time thing), Sara Cox, Vernon Kaye (I wish he'd stop shouting, but he is dead funny), JK and Joel, Scott Mills.

Bad bin - Jo Whiley, Tim Westwood, Edith, Fearne and Reggie, Dave Pierce

[funkyseaweed]

Good bin:

Chris Moyles
Jo Whiley
Edith Bowman
Zane Lowe
Colin Murray
Vernon Kay
Scott Mills

Bad bin:

Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Tim Westwood
Dave Pierce
JK
Joel
Sara Cox

To be fair, I rarely listen to JK and Joel and they're alright but not anything special. I rarely listen to Dave Pearce so I can't really judge. I like Vernon Kay's Sunday show, but not his Saturday show, because the music is good on Sunday and the format is better and that **** Brian Dowling isn't on it.

[DC]

good bin:-
chris moyles
edith bowman
jo whiley
vernon kay
scott mills
jk & joel
zane lowe

Bad bin:-

fearne
reggie
westwood
sara cox
colin murray

although, i may be judging colin murray on that dire afternoon show he did along side edith. i am yet to hear his new show which i am told is pretty good.

[funkyseaweed]

I must be one of the few people who liked Colin and Edith's afternoon show...

Colin Murray's evening show is definitely worth listening to. I don't listen every day, but when I do, it's pretty good.

[The Magic Mullet]

I'll add my own tuppence worth.

Good:

Chris Moyles
Zane Lowe

Bad:

Jo Whiley
Edith Bowman
Colin Murray
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
Tim Westwood
Dave Pierce
JK
Joel
Scott Mills
Sara Cox

In my humble o-pinny-own Sara Cox should have been out of a job long ago.

[MC]

Good:

Zane Lowe
Chris Moyles
Colin Murray

The rest I don't care about anymore.

[Ballbag]

You forgot to put Chappers and Dave in (as a DJ act) and as such a DJ act they would be tossed into my bad bin. Individually I think Dave is (to use his fave word) mega, and I think Chappers is nasal and superfluous, but hey, I'm just a humble listener.

[Yudster]

Dave is funny.

[The Magic Mullet]

You forgot to put Chappers and Dave in (as a DJ act) and as such a DJ act they would be tossed into my bad bin. Individually I think Dave is (to use his fave word) mega, and I think Chappers is nasal and superfluous, but hey, I'm just a humble listener.

Dave, yes.

Chappers, no.

I imagine Chappers to have a really fat tongue like Jamie Oliver. Random I know.

[Ballbag]

It amazes me how those two got their own show, neither of them really have a voice for radio. Chapped-lips is soooooo nasal, and Dave just sounds like Baldrick (aka Tony Robinson, but in his baldrick days).

[The Magic Mullet]

I do actually imagine Dave to pipe up at a team meeting with "I have a cunning plan".

[Boboff]

[rubbish joke removed]


I would keep Moyles, Mills, Whilley, Le Mac, Rob de Bank, JK & Joel.


Fern, reggie, are just pants and are not er um er um up to the job of DJ

Colin Edith Zane Low, are good at what they do, I personnally don't like them because

Colin is loud and Chris hates him
Edith voices Curry's adverts and they sold me a dodgy Microwave/Conventional oven combo in 1999, and the manager, who was a black belt in Karate offered me outside when I got asssy after bringing it back four times, and then standing in the shop telling everyone in that section that all there ovens were rubbish, and they should go to Argos.

And Zane low beauce I am over 30, and I don't frankly get it.

I like Music Control with Cam & Sally and I would like to see them given the Afternoon Slot on Radio 1, Sally especially has a lovely laugh.

Chris Evans, Steve Wright and Wogan should all be sacked from radio two as well, and Jonathan Ross should come back to weekends on Radio one.

And as for Vernon Kaye, why is that Bolton Streak of Gobby piss even on the Radio, tosser

I have grown to like Sarah Cox, and she should be left to just stand in for Holidays, so that if say Mills is off she does his show, and the rest of the day stays unchanged, or if Moyles is off She does his show, and not move Mills to mornings, JK & Joel to drive time and drivel to the JK & Joel show. This to me would be more sensible, as you would have less listener disruption, now say if you liked one particular DJ but not another, there is less chance of you finding a replacement if your resruption is minimised, but if Moyles has 6 weeks off a year and Mills 6 weeks then the disruption in 12 weeks ayear not 6, if you did it as I suggest.

[David]

Good:

Zane Lowe
Chris Moyles
Colin Murray

The rest I don't care about anymore.

I agree,

[bigcheez]

OK............

Human Resources are going to be busy with the P45's ....


Keep:

Chris Moyles
Jo Whiley
Colin Murray

P45's to:

Edith Bowman
Zane Lowe
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
Tim Westwood
Dave Pearce - I have a funny "anonymous" story about DP available below.
JK
Joel
Scott Mills
Sara Cox

Sorry all the rest grate me especially Mills. Personal opnion of course.

The Dave Pearce yarn : http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=258743#258743

Paul

I most deffinately do agree with you paul but you do need to post more

[SAV1OUR]

Chris, Zane and Murray make an effort to unite tastes and values, no-one else so judging by comments so far, we're pretty spot on when it comes to decent radio.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

But we all know Murray is an odious tit right?

[Chris4]

Good Bin:-

Chris Moyles
Vernon kay
Scott mills
JK & Joel
Zane Lowe
Colin Murray
Sara Cox (She's grown on me)

Bad Bin:-

Fearne
Reggie
Westwood
Edith Bowman
Jo Whiley

[Walter Sobchak]

Good Bin -
Chris Moyles (Saviour!)
Jo Whiley (although her show isn't that great)
Edith Bowman ('nice' show, in just the right time slot)
Sara Cox (I'm also liking her)
Zane Lowe (although don't get to listen very much)
*also adding*
Annie Mac (thought she done a good job standing in the other week)

Bad Bin-
Colin Murray
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
Tim Westwood
Dave Pierce
JK
Joel
Scott Mills
Sara Cox

[goodmorning87]

Chris Moyles - best thing on television, radio and any other medium
Jo Whiley - bit boring, but has a job for specialist. would like to see coxy replace her if she left
Edith Bowman - good show, but way too much movie news. i liked her with colin more
Zane Lowe - rarely listen, but this guy is a legend with all the people who like that music
Colin Murray - a very funny man, a great accent, glad he's gettin some recognition now. dunno y people didnt like him with edith
Fearne Cotton - nowt special. there on the right time
Reggie Whatsisname - as above.
Vernon Kay - class, a nice listen at weekends and when he fills in
Tim Westwood - would never listen to his show so next please. a tit tho
Dave Pierce - as above. but less of the tit
JK +Joel - absolutely bloody brilliant. had to get up at 5 o clock last year in my year out, and they kept me going. want them to get a permanent daytime job in next few years
Scott Mills - funny, brilliant, at either time slot
Sara Cox - grown on me big time in the last 6 months, she just makes me her laugh with her innocent ramblings!

[Yudster]

Good Bin -
Chris Moyles (Saviour!)
Jo Whiley (although her show isn't that great)
Edith Bowman ('nice' show, in just the right time slot)
Sara Cox (I'm also liking her)
Zane Lowe (although don't get to listen very much)
*also adding*
Annie Mac (thought she done a good job standing in the other week)

Bad Bin-
Colin Murray
Fearne Cotton
Reggie Whatsisname
Vernon Kay
Tim Westwood
Dave Pierce
JK
Joel
Scott Mills
Sara Cox

You put Sara Cox in both bins. Why did you put Sara Cox in both bins?

[Geonosian]

Well this is an easy one i reckon.

Good bin:
Moyles - no need for explanation
Jo Whiley - concentrates on bands rather than manufactured cr*p, and she looks the biz.
Vernon Kay - Actually like this guy, i seem to be in a minority here for some reason but i think hes ok. His show on weekend morning plays a few decent tunes from years back too. Deserves a punch in the nuts for the Family Fortunes intro though.
Westwood - a c**k but been listening to him since the old days (an old hip hop head me)
Dave Pearce - My real name is Dave Pearce

Bad bin:
Bowman - too boring
Lowe - irritating name
Murray - voice, hair, face, stinks
Cotton - boring but v.fit
Reggie - cant shake the image of him working with the stuffed toy, no credibility there
JK and Joel - Why?????? possibly the most ridiculous voices i have ever heard.
Mills - Same ol same ol
Cox - absolutely appaling breakfast show, grating voice and looks like Brucie.