[Yudster]

You KNOW Damon Albarn... can ya get me his autograph?

I know Damon Albarn....(cowers in a corner awaiting verbal crucifixion from Gaspode.....), he's a few years younger than me but we were at the same school for a couple of years. His parents still live in the same house, just up the road from here..........

My daughter's best friend's uncle was in a band in school with Damon and Graham Coxon (who was at the same school, but I don't remember ever meeting him). Is that random enough Rachel?

[fish heads]

How would I be posting on here? Power of thought?

Well, you could work weekends/nights, or be using the wifi internet that is in many restaurants nowadays. Easy when you use your imagination.

It was actually more of a dig at Jennie than you, but it amuses me that you are so defensive

[Boboff]

I went to school with Charles Babbage the inventor of the Computer, and Bill Gates off of Microsoft, and the Sultan of Bruni, who was known as the Sultana of Bruni in those days, we called him Raisin though !

I live next door to Marmaduke Hussey, and Bob Flowerdues Perants are god Parents to my 3 children, one of each sex.

Sofie Annan once complained I parked across his drive so I slammed the door in his face, and I saw Biker Dave from Plymouth Sound Radio on the Manadon flyover one.


Only one of these statements is true, you decide ?

[The Magic Mullet]

How would I be posting on here? Power of thought?

Well, you could work weekends/nights, or be using the wifi internet that is in many restaurants nowadays. Easy when you use your imagination.

It was actually more of a dig at Jennie than you, but it amuses me that you are so defensive

Not defensive, just curious.

I think people overuse the generic responses.

[Boboff]

Yes, I suppose that's how they become generic though isn't it ?

Would you like to go large, yes, no or Handbag.......... Generic, definately overused !

[The Magic Mullet]

I work with Jennie from Big Brother if you would like me to swipe a personal artifact of hers? How about I take her massively inflanted ego? It'd give the rest of us in the office a bit more room.

While we're on the subject do you know of any real life steve from the wirrals? I dont normally like infalted egos but hers was nice, like..

Nice arse.

[The Magic Mullet]

Yes, I suppose that's how they become generic though isn't it ?

Would you like to go large, yes, no or Handbag.......... Generic, definately overused !

I'd like to see generic wiped off the face of the planet. In fact, i'm going to write to my local MP and demand that it be removed.

[Boboff]

Your generic MP type ( Eton educated Bloke, fat Lezzer lady ) that is ?

If generic played football, and scored three goals would it be time to go into a home ?

[The Magic Mullet]

Your generic MP type ( Eton educated Bloke, fat Lezzer lady ) that is ?

If generic played football, and scored three goals would it be time to go into a home ?

Purple monkey dishwasher.

[Yudster]

Now that is random.

[SAV1OUR]

Now that is random.

suck the sig and see

[Boboff]

Lemon Curd Jucier than a Goja Berry ?

[The Magic Mullet]

Looking at the thread title and the fact that she nearly won Noel in her living room I thought she was going to ask for advise on nearly setting up enough chairs for everyone to sit, nearly booking the day off work and nearly telling all her mates.

[moylesfan1981]

If you need to get through to Radio 1 call BBC Main Switchboard first 02075804468

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I reckon Yudster is Sadie Frost. Shes old, pointless and seems to know everybody.

[Longview01]

i also need help

I almost won the lottery at the weeknd, only 5 numbers out

[Yudster]

I reckon Yudster is Sadie Frost. Shes old, pointless and seems to know everybody.

I wish I was only as old as Sadie Frost. Although I wouldn't want as many kids as she has got. And I wouldn't want the world to know I shagged Jude Law either.

Sorry Gaspode. I'll try harder to be less pointless.

[melanie06]

i also need help

I almost won the lottery at the weeknd, only 5 numbers out

at least you won something, all i want now is a memory of the near miss, just an autograph or something???

[ste_h]

desperado

[Yudster]

Why don't you come to your senses?

[melanie06]

desperado

who me, doubt it somehow, just a huge fan of the man!!

[bigcheez]

Something tells me that when this person who beat you said whatever he said he wasnt being serious.

[darrer]

I would suggest emailing mailto:rachel.jones@bbc.co.uk or mailto:aledhayden.jones@bbc.co.uk

[DJ2liveUK]

Did Melanie06 get to go to the front room gig?

[Console]

just to let you guys know i have just had a phonecall from the most lovely Joss from Moyles show, and now at least my mind is at rest that I couldnt get to go to Bens house due to space and security really, so hey thanks for all your help guys you are all wicked!!